[03] [Texts w/ Chloe at 4 AM] [Image heavy!!]

[hellablue]

yo
im looking up memes right
and this fucking loser keeps popping up
who is he
and why tf does he think a ninetales is gonna do shit to water
idk pokemon and i know thats stupid as fuck
somebody needs to tell him


also i found more memes look
look


lmao

relatable am i right


shes gettin screwed


fuck i'm done
im going to bed
i fucking love pokemon world internet
its just like real internet
everything is the same but with pokemon
its fucking wild

Comments

[rediscover]

wow!! how dare you question my royal word like that!!!

[hellablue]

i will question anything i please m'lady

ew dont let me ever say that again

the next thing im gonna question is the fact i just noticed u avoided saying the word ass
why

[rediscover]

hahaha! okay if you say so!

but um
i didn't...want to swear!
duh!

[hellablue]

was swearing like

capital f Forbidden where you come from
is that why youre scared
no one is gonna send u to the guillotine over saying ass...
or shit
or damn
or hell
or fuck

[rediscover]

no it's not forbidden!
it's just...princesses are sort of brought up not to swear
it's not very ladylike, yknow?

[GEEZ CHLOE ENOUGH WITH THE POTTY MOUTH SHE GETS IT]

[hellablue]

its also not very ladylike to date someone as butch as me but
here you are

but i mean its fine im not gonna peer pressure you
what kind of girlfriend does that?
aside from the one time i got you to do drugs but that was before we smooched
it doesnt count.

[rediscover]

you're gonna have to explain 'butch' to me
you're forgetting i don't have all this crazy lesbian knowledge like you do!!

anyway, i appreciate you not pressuring me
if i ever do decide to say a swear i feel like maybe it should be on my own terms!

haha
i almost forgot about that
geez
you're terrible

[hellablue]

i keep forgetting youre new to the scene..
but i gotta say i've never been told i have "lesbian knowledge"
lesbiknowledgeable is gonna be my new forum name ty for the contribution

if im terrible i dont wanna be the opposite of terrible.

[rediscover]

oh good i'm glad i could contribute!
c:

i like the kind of terrible you are, ok?
don't change



(i don't actually think you're terrible though!!!)

[hellablue]

ive been this way since i was like 15 so
i dont think its going anywhere any time soon
also im gonna pretend u didnt emoji at me

do u wanna see the first meme i came up with tho
the prototype anna meme

[rediscover]

what!!! do you have a problem with my cute little smile faces?? c:

wait what
there was another one?!?!? omg show me

[hellablue]

[she's gonna pretend you didn't and you aren't using those. they physically pain her.]

[rediscover]

wow
wow!!!
that was ONE time and i learned from my mistakes, okay???

[hellablue]

mhmmmm sure

[rediscover]

what, you don't believe me????