[03] [Texts w/ Chloe at 4 AM] [Image heavy!!]

[hellablue]

yo
im looking up memes right
and this fucking loser keeps popping up
who is he
and why tf does he think a ninetales is gonna do shit to water
idk pokemon and i know thats stupid as fuck
somebody needs to tell him


also i found more memes look
look


lmao

relatable am i right


shes gettin screwed


fuck i'm done
im going to bed
i fucking love pokemon world internet
its just like real internet
everything is the same but with pokemon
its fucking wild

Comments

[hellablue]

duh??
im confused by your confusion
havent u ever shown people memes before

[anexcitableboy]

what the hell is a meme? i know what a mime is...

[hellablue]

those two things are so
so
different from each other
its like
jokes everyone is in on
except people like you i guess

[anexcitableboy]

well i don't know, i ain't never heard of no meme before.

hows that a joke?

[hellablue]

do u use the internet at all
like
other than to just check email

[anexcitableboy]

you mean the gear thing with the pictures and movies and stuff on it? yeah sometimes if i gotta look something up. they got stuff on gardening and cooking and stuff.

[hellablue]

ok cool great
so if you've ever seen anything funny while ur looking up gardening and cooking then it was probably a meme
hold on

[anexcitableboy]

no i just seen cooking and gardening movies.

i still don't get how it's funny. laurel and hardy, now they're funny.
your internet got anything like that?

[hellablue]

wtf is a laurel and hardy

[anexcitableboy]

oh i guess you ain't from earth.

they're the funniest comedy pair to ever make audiences laugh. putting pants on philip made me crack up so hard i almost pissed myself. they're the tops.

[hellablue]

no dude im from earth
is this just some country bumpkin shit or what?

[anexcitableboy]

what the hell crazy earth do you come from that you don't know laurel and hardy?

they're famous film stars. they have been since the thirties. chickens come home? blotto? babes in toyland? they INVENTED the 'tell me that again' routine.

[hellablue]

oh jesus youre from the stone age aren't you

[anexcitableboy]

excuse you, i'm from 1951. i drive a motorcycle.

[hellablue]

whoa dude calm down thats 2 badass
aside from that you basically have shit for technology
so you might as well be a cave man

look its fine it just explains why you dont know what a fucking meme is.
i get it
they didnt exist back then

[anexcitableboy]

we got plenty of technology. we got home television and cars and home washers and everything. it ain't the dark ages.