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[angelshot]

All right, you turds, listen up. Professor Panty's got an announcement to make.

[ Oh boy, oh geez, here we go... ]

What the hell's up with the piddly pocket change after battles, huh? Carrying more cash on you isn't going to kill you! And I mean. It's gonna make my job a lot easier, so hop on it. I've got better things to do with my time.

Secondly... WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE GARBAGE... WHATEVER THEY ARE? [ Panty pls they're called Pokemon, you know that. ] Seriously, kicking the shit out of some nerd for pennies and a half dead pigeon isn't going to cut it! Food's expensive as hell! Are you assholes trying to starve me or something?!

[ Welp. Three guesses who has two thumbs and a brand new Team Rocket uniform. She's not very subtle about where her loyalties lie. ]

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[unconchonable]

[wwoww]

Maybe if you weren't aimin' for small fry, you might get somethin' worthwhile. Just a thought.

[God, that's so obvious!]

Anyway, they're just this worlds stupid lookin' fauna. [He smirks, being grateful that this isn't video right now.]

I heard they're rather tasty. Maybe you should put that half-dead featherbeast to better use, if ya catch my drift.

[angelshot]

Ugh. You're still here?

[ That tone practically screams "I'M ROLLING MY EYES". ]

Are you joking? It's like barely a mouthful. How desperate are you?

[unconchonable]

Of course I am.

[He scoffs.]

What in this situation makes me the desperate one? You're the one whinin' on the bloody network 'coz you suck too badly to afford a decent meal.

[angelshot]

Excuse you. Don't talk down to your betters, asswipe.

You think I like scraping the bottom of the barrel for scraps? Unlike you cocksuckers, I have places to be. Time is money.

[audio]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

On the one hand, I agree the payouts are gabrage! I used to make more money doing fetch quests.

On the other hand, you shut your bitch mouth pokemon are awesome!

[angelshot]

I'll open my bitch mouth whenever I want, fucknugget.

"Awesome"? These useless little shits? You must've had a boring life.

Gaige is so happy to find someone she can be foul mouthed at.

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

I mean maybe until about two years ago sure.

But before I came here I was killing more assholes before breakfast then you probably lick all week! Boring is for people who are too lazy to make fun.

But if you're not creative enough to figure out how useful pokemon are that's fine. I'll be happy to take care of yours for you.

[Audio]

[agent3]

Get a job. Duh.

[There's a pause, too, as if the speaker is weighing their words, and then-]

Trubbish 's good, though.

[angelshot]

Yeah, like the name's not a big enough giveaway how lame that thing is. Fuck right off.

[ YOU CAN'T FOOL HER she's seen what a hot mess a Trubbish is. ]

[Audio]

[agent3]

[There's a beat of silence, and then the tell-tale pthhhhhhbt of a raspberry right into the microphone.]

Dumb t'not give it a chance!

[Text]

[bleedingunversed]

Cry harder.

[angelshot]

Aw, aren't you cute. Isn't it past your bedtime, kiddo?

[bleedingunversed]

Oh no!!!11 I think it is!!11 Mommy is going to be so upset!11

Instead of complaining so goddamn much why don't you, I don't know, read the information on your 'gear?

Or is that too complicated? Do you need someone to hold your hand?

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[bent_the_world]

Wow, how much money do you need? I live off of battling and get by just fine.

Try some decaf coffee for a change, maybe.

[angelshot]

Like I know. You wierdos and your cruddy currency.

[ To be fair, she's used to dealing in Heavens. Panty's not exactly "money smart" in any sense of the word. ]

[bent_the_world]

Money's a pretty normal thing.

...but it can seem kind of confusing when you haven't ever had to deal with it before.

[Korra can remember what that's like, at least.]

[audio]

[captainash]

I was going to suggest you raise a Meowth or two to level 30, but I'm not sure they'd enjoy living with someone who calls them garbage. Even the kids are surviving, I'm sure you'll manage.

[angelshot]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I've got a good pair of minions already.

[ Is she talking about her boobs or her pokemon? No idea. Probably the former. ]

Just gotta aim for bigger targets, I guess. A challenge would be a nice change of pace.

[captainash]

If you're happy with what you have, then good for you.

[But can her boobs use Pay Day? Can they??]

That's what the Gyms are for, really. Greater challenge, more money, and a few prizes that make travelling much easier.

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[in4apounding]

What's wrong with Pokemon?!

[Wow, rude?]

...and if you're not making enough money battling you should probably get a job.

[That's. An actual suggestion, not sarcastic.]

[angelshot]

They're fucking lame, that's what. What's the goddamn point if they're not huge and scary and spitting HUGE ASS FIREBALLS?
I mean, having Godzilla or something would be pretty tight.




I HAVE A JOB. Are you deaf? What the hell did you think I was talking about?!

[Video]

[puzzlemonkey]

You're having trouble making money here? I think it's easier here then back home.

Perhaps try working smarter and not harder.

1/2 I'M SO SORRY

[angelshot]

[ Oh damn. Helloooooo nurse. Give her a sec to stop thinking with the brain in her pants. ]

2/2

[angelshot]

You think Angels really give a shit about money? Never had to worry about it before.

It gets pretty boring being the top of the food chain after a while anyway.

(Oh sweet jeebus)

[puzzlemonkey]

It can, yes.

If you're that desperate for money I can send you some so you can stop yelling about it.