Cecil Harvey (
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victory_road2018-07-01 01:29 pm
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[Today, on the network, you may behold eggs! A large pile of eggs! Eggs upon eggs upon eggs upon eggs upon-
Ah, wait. Make that eggs upon eggs, the endless reflections of those eggs upon eggs, and a Cecil who has long given up the good fight (also endlessly reflected).]
Would anyone be interested in buying these eggs? The Magikarps and Caterpies cost P500, the others P1500, I offer plenty of deferred payments plans and even a free handmade egg pillow with each delivery. I'm willing to consider egg trades for certain species such as Magby or Espurr; ask for details if you're interested.
[He then sighs, looking over the pile once more.]
Please also note that the Lunar Gym may be closed tomorrow and Tuesday nights, due to a slight... mess in the battle room. Thank you.
[Gee, what kind of mess could it possibly be?]
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Would anyone be interested in buying these eggs? The Magikarps and Caterpies cost P500, the others P1500, I offer plenty of deferred payments plans and even a free handmade egg pillow with each delivery. I'm willing to consider egg trades for certain species such as Magby or Espurr; ask for details if you're interested.
[He then sighs, looking over the pile once more.]
Please also note that the Lunar Gym may be closed tomorrow and Tuesday nights, due to a slight... mess in the battle room. Thank you.
[Gee, what kind of mess could it possibly be?]

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But he has also spotted something in that huge pile that he has been looking for.]
Ah, excuse me, are any of the Lapras eggs still available?
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[And please don't comment on the fact that he tried to grab a reflection first, he's been in this room for an hour, the colors are melting his eyes.]
Here it is. Were you looking for any specific moveset or temperament?
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[That would normally sounds delightful, but any thought of additional breeding is slightly alarming today.]
You're looking for fresh blood to bring in new positive traits, then?
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That and I was hoping to diversify the bloodlines a bit more. Several of the members are related to each other, which isn't an issue right now, but could lead to one in the future.
[Nobody wants poke-incest to happen.]
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How many pokemon do you, have?
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[Why yes, that was a pause while he actually counted them out in his head. That's what dealing with such a large team is like.]
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[This is awe.]
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[Usually the answer is 'no', but it doesn't stop Korra from asking.]
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[He just... needs to crefully extract it from the pile first, that's all.]
Are there any specific traits you're aiming for?
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[He takes a deep breath.]
Both forms of Vulpix, both Nidorans, Axew, Barboach, Blitzle, Budew, Castform, Caterpie, Chespin, Chikorita, Chimchar, Cleffa, Cubchoo, Deerling, Deino, Ekans, Feebas, Finneon, Froakie, Furfrou, Goomy, Happiny, Honedge, Houndour, Jangmo-o, Lapras, Larvesta, Ledyba, Lileep, Litwick, Magikarp, Meowth, Mienfoo, Onix, Oricorio, Petilil, Ponyta, Popplio, Qwilfish, Ralts, Riolu, Sableye, Shinx, Snorunt, Swablu, Tangela, Timburr, Togepi, Trapinch, Tyrunt, Vulpix and Zorua.
[A beat, as he rechecks that list in his mind.]
That should be all. Goodness, I think this might be the first time I have a Trapinch to offer.
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I'll get... A Mienfoo, please.
[Is that how you buy a Pokemon? He has no idea, all he knows is that he feels like he just ordered something at Starmiebucks.]
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[Not that any of those eggs is likely to be regretted.]
Where are you at the moment? One of my flyers will take care of the delivery.
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[Krieg, never very good with numbers, is just staring at this mountain of eggs with an odd combination of awe and horror. He's so grateful MC and Annie haven't yet produced any more eggs, and that's just one pair.
What is Cecil doing with his life?]
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[He'd be far more thankful is a single clutch wasn't just a drop in the bucket, at that point.]
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[Like. A lot a lot. Jeez.]
What happens if you have to keep some?
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[Make that a lot of really freaky monster sex, even. Cecil has never wished so hard the stork story was true.]
I'll not need to. Even if eggs remain after this sale, there are plenty of local trainers willing to pay for extended movesets, now that my team has long proven the quality of their children.
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[That is meant to serve as both reassurance and a warning, but it mostly comes out tired.]
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[Having one (1) Pokémon is a very peaceful situation she should enjoy while it lasts.]
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