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--ome in! Anyone!

[Yikes, man, tone down the yelling. The voice is frantic. Rightfully so, considering the last thing he remembered was being ejected into space. This is not the planet he thought he'd wind up on. There are humans here, and it looks like Earth.]

[But there's weird animals here. And no one seems concerned about a yelling, very upset man who just appeared out of nowhere.]

I don't know what's happened! I -- I need pickup, immediately!

[Yeah, he maybe only half listened to the explanations, but seriously, things were bad a minute ago.]

Pidge! Coran! [And then, almost grudgingly:] Lance -- someone pick up! This is Shiro and something's gone wrong! I don't know where I am -- I don't know what's happened, but I need someone to answer me now!

[Give him a few minutes to calm down. To pace and refocus himself. To listen and read up on the situation. Anyone who happens by the area sometime after the basically panicked broadcast can find him in New Bark Town. Under a tree, just...]

[What is he supposed to do now?]

[There's an Aron huddled up by his leg, but he doesn't seem to pay it much attention, right now.]

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[If the Eevee butts into the 'helmet' of the Aron, yes, it will probably be a bad time.]

Glad you could show up here with backup. Must make things easier.

[And sure enough it is. Tyrone goes down again for real this time. Oooooooowww...]

Yup! I know we can get things done and meet up with our friend if we're together. [.... does Shiro want to come along until they meet up with Soos?]

[That distresses the poor Aron to the point of scurrying around its new friend, chirping worriedly.]

Your friend? How many people from home did you get?

[MAYBE... if Dipper asks...]

Just one. He's been here for a while now.

[Someone told him that he had gotten himself lost in a forest and a mountain for a month without his sister. Adults might be a good idea.]

Do you know anything about surviving in the wild?

[That's. An odd question. And he has to think for a minute, before spreading his hands, a little helplessly.]

I can fly a ship blind, but uh. Wilderness survival wasn't really covered very much.

I can try.

[CALLED IT.]

Well then you're in luck! I've spent the past summer with my sister Mabel in Gravity Falls, a town surrounded by deep, dark woods. [Maybe exaggerating a little.] We can help you out if you need it! The next town is a few days hike from here.

[Don't trust this kid. He'll lead you to your death. Maybe.]

[Suddenly, something about this feels familiar. Like... talking to a slightly less manic version of a certain Blue Paladin. And the sense of foreboding is hard to shake.]

Did... those deep, dark woods happen to have magical alien animals in them...?

Actually, yes! Loads of them. And non-animal things. You name it! Gnomes, zombies, unicorns, among other things.

[They're in a video game world. There's no harm in telling a stranger about what plagues Gravity Falls.]

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... Gnomes?

[Because apparently the rest of that is less WTF-inducing than gnomes.]

You know, little bearded guys with red hats... that for some reason puke rainbows if you kick them hard enough.

[That last part is still kind of weird, even for that place.]

[He stares for a long minute. Working that out in his head. That's... bizarre even for a guy who rides around in a quasi-magic space lion.]

All right, I'll... agree you've seen some weirder things than I have.

[Ooooh tell him about the space lion!]

Gnomes are the tamest things I've come across, but I don't think this place has any of those. Maybe a weird dragon or two, creepy cat creatures, and as always, an impossible deity that somehow created the world. It that's pretty normal for a world based on a video game.

... Cat creatures? What kind of cat creatures?

[It wouldn't be the first time some random planet had stories about the Lions. It... would also mean there's hope of getting picked up again.]

Cats with weird powers just like the other Pokémon. Maybe they can do things like attack with psychic powers or something.

[No a lion unless you catch a Litleo. Not that Dipper knows what that is right now.]

Like actual cats, or... metal ones?

[Sorry Dipper there's an important distinction here.]

Cat cats. Why would there be metal cats?

[That sounds like a really cool idea though.]

[He spreads his hands, and looks honestly a little sheepish.]

You probably wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I come from a world where a one eyed triangle nightmare demon tried to take over our dimension so he could have a party, petrified most of the people in town, trapped my sister in a bubble because she was afraid of growing up, and almost died a few times before we beat him.

[And that's just a short summary.]

I'll believe just about anything.

...

Well. So much for trying to spare you the weirdness.

[He blows out a breath, ruffling the white puff of hair.]

I'm head of a team of pilots. We fly mechanical ... sort of magical... lion robots.

And it's a lot less weird than it sounds, it really is.

[...... That is the coolest thing he's ever heard.]

That sounds like something right out of an anime!

[Oh my god. It's a miracle. He's actually laughing a little at that reaction.]

You think so?

Yeah! Soos loves anime, so he could name off a few just like that. Though he's got a few girly ones I don't understand...

Girly ones?

... Maybe it's a good thing you don't understand those.

They're all about love, justice, and getting boys to like them.

[And magical transformations.]

How does the last thing even relate to the first two things?

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