Text Post Update from The Garrison Trio

[pidge_out]

[As promised, Pidge is putting up pictures of the little road trip that she, Lance, and Hunk have embarked on. It's a later update than she'd initially planned it to be, but better late than never, right? And in the interest of getting the news out to all of their friends (and Lance's friends, she doesn't even know who else that might include), Pidge makes them all available to the public.

There are photos as well as videos, and they're all absolutely ridiculous.

Posing with random objects that may or may not have been landmarks. 
Hunk cooking over a campfire making a peace sign at the camera. 
A bedtime selfie of the three of them all made up and wearing Lance's beauty masks.
Challenging each other to a hot sauce competition (which Pidge utterly lost, face red and tears in her eyes).
Singing songs with helium balloons.
Lance holding an impromptu "fashion show" with Pokémon themed outfits, Hunk cheering him on enthusiastically in the background.
Messing around with some of the Jennies.
Running from the Jennies. 
A clip of the three of them playing Chubby Bunny.
A shot of Lance and Hunk leaning on each other, asleep and drooling.
Hunk giving a sleeping Pidge a piggy-back ride.
A selfie of Pidge while Lance gives her a pedicure and Hunk brushes her hair.
Clips of Lance twerking on the back of a bicycle (Hunk frets to the side and Pidge snort-laughs while recording).
And also of him dancing while keeping up with a moving bicycle.
...and a lot more.

There's a lot. Over the last several weeks, these three have been up to complete and utter shenanigans. But, as their friends can no doubt tell from the pictures, they're doing well and having a great time.

These are Shiro's kids. Teenagers being teenagers. Welcome to Team Voltron.]

Comments

[im_a_leg]

We didn't get caught?

[shiro2hero]

[THIS FACE.]

That. Doesn't really help very much.

[im_a_leg]

Okay okay, how about also, no one is hurt, no one is really in any trouble and Lance seems happier?

Also look at my face. Just look at it.

[He's gonna lean in reeeeal close to the screen. Like, close. So close, Shiro.]

Do you see my pores? Cause I don't. Lance had us use these face mask things and they're amaaazing. My skin is baby soft.

[shiro2hero]

... Yeah. Yeah, that does help. Thank you.

[He actually smiles. It's kind of a miracle.]

[You know, until suddenly it's up close and personal time with Hunk.]

Hunk, I'm. Honestly not sure what I'm looking for, here.

[im_a_leg]

That's just it, man. You'd be able to see it if I was there.

Do me a favor -- next time you have a mirror look in real close. You'll be able to see like, your pores and all the gunk that's in it. Lance tooootaly cleared it out.

Pidge's was really gross, by the way.

[shiro2hero]

You're making this whole "looking real close" thing sound... really unappealing.

[im_a_leg]

But it's so satisfying to see what's there and then see it all cleaned out.

It's like-- it's like looking at a huge pile of scrap and then seeing it all cleaned and sorted and built into something functional.

[shiro2hero]

Did you just compare your face to scraps?

[im_a_leg]

Not the whole face! Just the pores. The dirty, nasty pores.

[shiro2hero]

... now I want to go take a shower.

[Which means kicking Coran the Omanyte out of the bathroom.]