junosteel: (shoot it true)

[personal profile] junosteel 2019-06-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, not any card that Juno was hoping for, but maybe he can squeak by with some high cards and a straight on the table...? He fights back the urge to grimace as he raises--yet again. He's definitely pushing his luck here. The man across from him may as well be wearing a mask--he can barely tell what's going on behind that guy's head. In a situation like this, he wouldn't really mind having a horrible mind-reading Martian parasite attached to the back of his eye right now.

...Come to think of it, he hasn't so much as seen the man blink. Or breathe. Or, like...do anything that a human being is supposed to do. Alarm bells go off in his head--an unfamiliar situation dealing with an unfamiliar foe. Great, Steel. You stuck your nose where you probably won't be able to get it out.

But how can you reveal the cover of someone fake without alerting them? He stays quiet for now, waiting for the stranger to slip up. He--or, it, whatever it is--has to make a mistake sometime.]
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[personal profile] neverstudied 2019-06-04 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He's definitely not breathing. He's barely even moving, and what little movements he does make are purely for the sake of the game. This human shell is a perfect mask of any of Venkman's own tells, with one fatal flaw- it's too good. He's cheating without even altering the cards.

All things considered, Venkman's got plenty of Pay Day money to burn. He raises one last time, and for the first time since arriving at this table, the human shell grins- ever so slightly. If Juno pays close attention, he'll notice a glint of sharp teeth.

The remaining bikers fold, grumbling- all except for one, who raises as well. The river card is revealed:

Nine of Diamonds.]
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[personal profile] junosteel 2019-06-06 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[There--right there. He saw that glint of the teeth. Now he's got him. Now, all Juno has to do is accuse him of--

...Of, uh, what? Being a vampire? He's got nothing to go off besides the small smile. The guy's got something up his sleeve, that's for sure. He just can't figure out what. And, as impulsive as Juno is, he's not going to go accusing someone of cheating when these bikers are on his back and might jump him if he is, in fact, wrong.

But he's not wrong, is he? Something is most definitely off about this man. Juno narrows his eyes. The last time he accused someone of cheating without any sort of evidence, he nearly got killed. But that doesn't mean he can play it so the guy can reveal his own hand. Metaphorically speaking.

...For now, he'll reveal his cards to the table--Six of Spades, Two of Hearts.]


Though I came to this table to play a nice, fair game, boys. [He says, looking pointedly at the stranger.]
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neverstudied: (116)

[personal profile] neverstudied 2019-06-06 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[While Juno has his internal debate, the bikers are talking- grumbling, cheering, and overall discussing something. It all goes quiet when Juno speaks up.

Dead quiet.

Venkman's already set his own cards down. So has the one biker who remained in the game- Three of Hearts, Two of Spades. He got a straight.

The biker was in the process of raking in his chips when Juno spoke up. His jaw sets.]


You callin' me a cheat?

[Venkman gives Juno a look. It's hard to tell what exactly the look means, but Juno might get the sense that Venkman's judging him.]
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[personal profile] junosteel 2019-06-06 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[....You know, the risk Juno took was calculated, but man, was he bad at math. As stated earlier, Juno is an established terrible gambler. He curses his luck as he tries to play it off, letting out a half-laugh, half-scoff. He leans back in his chair.

Is it just him, or is it hot in here?]


You? No, no, not you. You played it fair and square. Perfect game, good on you for winning that hand.

[Shit. If he doesn't say something to cool this guy's jets, he's going to end up in a back alley with all his ribs broken. He grits his teeth, his mind racing to come up with something to say. Deescalating situations isn't really Juno's gig--he's more the type to end up pissing people off and having to punch or bluff his way outta things. In this case, bluffing seems to be failing.]

I mean, it's not exactly fair to have someone like that at the table, huh? Guy's practically a robot.

[He gestures towards the blank stranger, trying to play it off like a joke. Maybe the bikers'll buy into that.]
neverstudied: [Neil C's "My Trains"] (97)

[personal profile] neverstudied 2019-06-06 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[More grumbling. The winner says:]

That's what I thought, stranger.

[Then, another biker:]

What's the matter? Don't like it when people know how to have a poker face?

[And another:]

He's playing the game, ain't he?

[Venkman steeples his hands, sits back, and watches Juno try to wriggle his way out of this. He looks faintly amused.]
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junosteel: (and if you're coming back to find me)

[personal profile] junosteel 2019-06-07 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Juno is truly desperate. He knows he's going to end up being beaten up, but he doesn't care. If he's going to go down, he at least wants to prove that he's right about this guy.

...Whatever he's right about. He gets up out of his chair, his forehead so furrowed with wrinkles that it looks as though a blood vessel might pop on his face.]


God--God dammit, will you listen to me? This guy doesn't even blink or breathe, for God's sake!

[His tone is much more forceful as he tries to make his way around the table and grab the stranger's shoulder. The dealer looks unnerved.]
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[personal profile] neverstudied 2019-06-07 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I get it, you don't like it when people don't talk much, huh? What, you think the champion of Kanto's a robot?

[Even more grumbling. None of them seem to notice how Juno's hand phases through Venkman's shoulder.

Venkman notices, however, and he frowns lightly at it, before glancing up to meet Juno's eye.]
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junosteel: (jesus christ)

[personal profile] junosteel 2019-06-07 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What?!

[The confusion is legitimate in response to the comment--he doesn't fucking know what the hell Kanto is nor does he understand who the champion is and he just came here to have fun and everything's going wrong.

Juno's bewilderment is exacerbated when he realizes that he hasn't actually touched this guy's shoulder. What the hell is this guy? He freezes for a moment, unsure of how to proceed, before staggering back like he'd seen a ghost.]


What the actual hell are you?!

[Of course, he doesn't actually look where he's going, which means he's probably going to end up bumping into one of the bikers.]
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[personal profile] neverstudied 2019-06-08 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Venkman watches Juno's slow descent into madness, glancing from him to the bikers. With a sigh that's entirely manufactured- no exhale of breath- he stands up and begins to collect his things.]

Look at that! You're scaring off the competition! What's wrong with you?

[Truly a hypocritical statement from this group of bikers, but they all seem to agree, grumbling to themselves. They begin to stand up.

Juno has the bad luck to stumble into a very backwards into the arms of one of the Roughnecks. He hasn't been playing this game, but he's certainly heard the commotion. He glares down at Juno.]


You causin' trouble for my crew, stranger?

[Venkman is just trying to sneak out unnoticed at this point, hoping that Juno will be too occupied to actually chase after him.]
junosteel: (really??)

[personal profile] junosteel 2019-06-14 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Shit. Shit fuck god fucking dammit--

Okay, okay, cool it. Juno freezes up, glancing briefly over his shoulder towards the man towering above him. He gives him an uneasy grin, cycling through Plans A through F (all equally terrible that result in his imminent demise) until he gets to Plan G.

Plan G will have to do.]


Oh, this is your crew? My deepest apologies sir, let me just--

[And then he just sprints towards Venkman, moving to just full-body tackle him.

Hey, he never said Plan G was a good plan.]
neverstudied: (103)

[personal profile] neverstudied 2019-06-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[The good news is that Juno is absolutely able to tackle Venkman to the ground- though it's more like he's squished. Juno will definitely notice that most of the stranger's body is intangible.

The... also good[? For Juno, at least] news is that getting bodily sent to the ground dislodges a fluffy black tail previously hidden in Venkman's clothes.

Within seconds of Juno noticing this, the Illusion flickers- what he's not holding is a pissed off Zorua, who snarls in his face before wriggling free and dashing for the exit.]
junosteel: (jesus christ)

[personal profile] junosteel 2019-06-29 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[



Well. He hadn't been expecting that. Out of sheer surprise, Juno lets go of the weird little mammal, scrambling to his feet.]


HEY! Get back here, you asshole!

[And then he sprints out the door following it. It must be one of those weird monsters. Pokémon? He's feeling some serious deja vu from that one time he had to chase a cat down a busy street for a client. Except, instead of a cat, it's a weird feral fox thing that somehow cast an illusion of being a real person.

...Maybe he can catch it? That person at the mart gave him a bunch of PokéBalls. He pulls one out, still chasing after Venkman. Gritting his teeth, Juno skids to a stop and flings it at the Zorua. Does it hit?]
neverstudied: (70)

[personal profile] neverstudied 2019-06-30 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[It hits! It doesn't do anything except make the Zorua yelp, though, as it continues to make a run for it.

It also regathers the attention of the bikers.]


Did that guy just hit a Pokemon?

[One track mind with these guys. They start to advance after Juno.]