exeggutorhead: (challenge accepted)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2017-05-27 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, a little ridiculous. But just a little.]

Ha! Here it comes!

[PILLOW: TOSSED]
foolishwren: *unshe/theys my katana and slices u in half* (yea... i'm a she/they...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-05-28 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[She flicks the sword-- doesn't really need to swing it, given how light it is-- and the pillow is sheared in half instantly, sending massive clumps of feathers flying.]

[... And, you know, because everything in a pillow is flammable... most of it is also on fire.]
exeggutorhead: (NO WAY)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2017-05-30 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Woah!

Did you see that?! It's on fire! This is so cool!

[He hops out of the bed himself to drop the blanket over it and stomp the pillow-fire out, heedless of the fact that he's not wearing shoes. Because even if any damage will be reversed...let's not burn the house down while they're still inside. And he doesn't expect Heather to deal with fire.]

[Of course, once it's good and out? He looks up at her with a face of eager delight.]


Heather. Heather, you gotta chop off my hand or something and see what happens. It'll come right back.

[8D]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-05-31 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[She postures and poses, fire aside-- right up until Envy tells her to cut his hand off.]

[Then you can practically hear the record-screech.]


--What?

Dude... I don't think that's the best idea.