show_my_cannons: (Human | Class dismissed.)

[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2017-06-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
That was my purpose on Cybertron. I was the 'fun police'.

No fun. Not even once.

[Eventually, he'll stop dangling her wet cat style and put her back up on a shoulder again.]

Where to?
Edited 2017-06-14 05:15 (UTC)
foolishwren: who will shave their head while i shave mine and then hotglue the hair to the roof with me so that the roof has hair (i want someone to sit on the roof with)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-06-16 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
God.

How have you not thrown me in jail yet?

[Be she reclaims her shoulder-throne as though she was never pulled off of it in the first place.]

And I ain't picky.

These weekends aren't great for set destinations.

Let's just walk and see where we wind up.
show_my_cannons: (Human | He tries his best.)

[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2017-06-16 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I have a soft spot for troublemakers.

[Just ask his adopted children.]

[He grunts, and just... starts walking. Maybe they'll find a lake he can toss her in or something.]


As long as it is not another tunnel.
foolishwren: but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off (I walk around like everything is fine)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-06-20 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Just head north, you're bound to hit the Lake of Rage eventually.]

No tunnels. I promise.

On a weekend like this, I wouldn't trust any kind of tunnel not to spit me out in like, the Mushroom Kingdom or something.
show_my_cannons: (Human | Was that a joke?  Seriously?)

[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2017-06-20 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then they can fish for Magikarp like father and child.]

... What is this mushroom kingdom? It sounds disgusting.
foolishwren: Looks like SOMEONE hasn't tried finger but hole (HEH...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-06-21 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not disgusting, it's colorful and full of whimsy.

But to you... maybe that counts as disgusting.
show_my_cannons: (Human | I could take him.)

[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2017-06-21 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! I have nothing against colors.

I tolerate your outfits.

[Ironhide do you just show up to drag her.]
foolishwren: i goig to fucking GET YOU (BREAKING NEWS:)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-06-27 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Really?

I just assumed you were colorblind so you never noticed them.

[SHE HAS A FEELING HE DOES.]
show_my_cannons: (Human | Yeah.  And?)

[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2017-06-27 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Only in one side, kid.

Only one side.

[Is he kidding? Or is he serious? The World May Never Know~]