armoredsoul: (Bratty)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2017-07-03 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Against all better judgement, he takes it.]

What's the biggest thing you think you can throw at me?
foolishwren: I FOUND A STASH OF FUCKS TO GIVE THAT I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT (OMG YOU GUYS LOOK)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-07-04 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[She pauses a moment, tapping her chin thoughtfully.]

[Then walks over to one of the pool chairs and hefts it up.]


GET READY!
armoredsoul: (fuck im high)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2017-07-06 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[This is dumbest thing he has ever done.]

READY!
foolishwren: i holler as i overturn Father Vincent's barbeque grill, turning the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit ("This Whole Thing Smacks of Gender")

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-07-07 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S WHAT THESE WEEKENDS ARE FOR.]

[With a grunt of exertion, she hefts the entire pool chair in his direction.]

[SWING AWAY, AL!]