[03] [Texts w/ Chloe at 4 AM] [Image heavy!!]

[hellablue]

yo
im looking up memes right
and this fucking loser keeps popping up
who is he
and why tf does he think a ninetales is gonna do shit to water
idk pokemon and i know thats stupid as fuck
somebody needs to tell him


also i found more memes look
look


lmao

relatable am i right


shes gettin screwed


fuck i'm done
im going to bed
i fucking love pokemon world internet
its just like real internet
everything is the same but with pokemon
its fucking wild

Comments

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[cyan_maid]

I suppose there has to be SOMEone out there trying to find out why this is how Kanghaskhan come to be. I mean, there's professors for so many different Pokemon subjects. Why not this?
Perhaps it is time to delve into this mystery a little deeper. :B

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[hellablue]

dude
blue text girl
why do we gotta wait for OTHER people??
we should just do it ourselves
we should be kanghafdgkfk profs
i gave up spelling that it's too much

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[cyan_maid]

I'm pretty sure we'd need to actually go to school to earn degrees in...
Pokemon...study things...in order to be real professors.
But I suppose observing things on our own wouldn't be bad either.
I mean, this is a real and living world that has the same opportunities as a lot of other worlds. Why not give it a try?
Guess I'm going to have to find a dino-kangaroo! :B

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[hellablue]

we can cross that bridge later i guess

so where do we find these
like whats their natural habitat
we gotta do this we gotta get our hands on a dinaroo-mon

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[cyan_maid]

Give me a minute and I'll double check.

[After a few minutes, another message pops up.]

So according to the Pokedex, they're found - but pretty darned rare - in the Safari Zone out near Cianwood City, which is on an island out from Olivine City - I haven't been out that far yet, but that's probably closest to where I personally am. They're also out on the Sevii Islands on something called the Bond Bridge on Three Island? But they're also rare out there, and I've never gone, so I can't even say where exactly that is. But in Kanto, they're a little easier to find in something called Rock Tunnel.
That one goes between Cerulean City and Lavender Town.