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Chloe Price ([personal profile] hellablue) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2018-01-16 02:27 am

[03] [Texts w/ Chloe at 4 AM] [Image heavy!!]



yo
im looking up memes right
and this fucking loser keeps popping up
who is he
and why tf does he think a ninetales is gonna do shit to water
idk pokemon and i know thats stupid as fuck
somebody needs to tell him


also i found more memes look
look


lmao

relatable am i right


shes gettin screwed


fuck i'm done
im going to bed
i fucking love pokemon world internet
its just like real internet
everything is the same but with pokemon
its fucking wild
meteorman: (99 | i just can't ever)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-16 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
[What the fuck is that that barely explains anything]

If something managed to knock me over I am perfectly capable of standing up again on my own.
meteorman: (43 | the royal hunting grounds)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-16 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
I am not nearly decrepit enough to be in danger of breaking a hip by falling over. Not unless I fell out of a third floor window.
meteorman: (28 | should find a final floor)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-16 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
I am perfectly well aware of what my hips can and cannot withstand. It has nothing to do with denial.
meteorman: (7 | no eyes could ever soak in)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-16 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
I work very hard to keep my body in peak condition.

[BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT BECAUSE HE DOES]

Given enough time and proper materials I could absolutely build a bridge.
meteorman: (16 | with triangles)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-16 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't have the proper materials then what are you building the bridge out of? Irony?

[goddamn kids]

For your information I have twelve of the sixteen badges. I am perfectly capable of battling.
meteorman: (36 | the power of prayer)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-16 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
When did I ever say that ants or human bodies weren't proper bridge material.

If you don't believe me I would be happy to demonstrate.


[It is four fucking AM]
meteorman: (61 | look i dont show this to everyone)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-16 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Behind the Dedenny's in south Goldenrod. Twenty minutes. Three on three.

[And then, a few minutes later:]

What level is your team, roughly.

[He has something to prove and he can't prove it by just trouncing her with three Pokémon at level 100.]
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meteorman: (43 | the royal hunting grounds)

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[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-16 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I don't hobble anywhere.

[WELL FUCKING FINE THEN he'll bring a group in the mid levels and a couple of outliers just in case and pick as he goes.

He does, in fact, bring the Ninetales. Just in case.

As it turns out, he's a lot taller in real life than he looks in memes. He also hasn't slept in about twenty-four hours and has had maybe nine combined shots of espresso in that time, so he is more than ready to throw down behind this diner.]


Chloe Price?
meteorman: (13 | your geometric progeny)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-16 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
[See, this would be the appropriate time to send in the Ninetales. So he doesn't.]

I wouldn't be so sure of that. Phoebe! Let's go!

[He removes a Pokéball from the strap across his chest. Oh, yes, he's very confident in this choice.

Across the concrete lot from the large, strong tree is just the tiniest, cutest little pink puffball. She's almost perfectly round and she's got big ol' eyes and a cute curly tail and oh, boy, is this guy for real?]
meteorman: (56 | radioactive)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-17 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Clearly Chloe has never encountered a Clefairy before. Or at least not a Clefairy so singularly bent on straight-up murder as Phoebe is. The chiptune music playing from SomewhereTM intensifies and so does the smile on her face, which is less of a cutesy little 'owo' and more a vaguely-unsettling Cheshire grin.

Are we sure this is a Clefairy and not a Gengar?

Ford sizes up the approaching Thicc Tree. It's a Psychic type, so a special attacker, which means Phoebe's stat-lowering moves won't do too much to it when they're all centered on physical. Can he afford some setup in light of that?]


Sweet Kiss. Confuse it!

[If this hits, that big slow tree is going to have so much trouble controlling its own feet that he won't have to worry. Phoebe darts back away from those approaching stompy feet, winks one purple eye, raises a stubby hand, and blows a veritable barrage of hearts J's way. The points are very, very pointy.]
meteorman: (11 | we only need the point)

[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-17 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
['Gay'. Really. That's incorrect in an awful lot of ways, most of them ones Ford doesn't want to go into when he's trying to concentrate on a battle.

Phoebe, meanwhile, is dodging around that wayward Egg Bomb, her little feet pumping. She and Ford both know that Hypnosis is going to be a problem, which means it's time to up their game before their opponent regains her sense enough to actually use it.]


Phoebe, Fire Punch!

Clef, clefaaaairy!

[Oh, with pleasure. Phoebe kicks off from the ground and draws back one tiny arm, which bursts into flame. She aims right for the center of J's leaves. No more fucking around.]
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[personal profile] meteorman 2018-01-19 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Woah boy. There is a split second where Ford is completely distracted by how striking that gleaming black hide is before he remembers this is a battle and he can ask her for a closer look at her shiny lizard after he's proven his point.

Phoebe lands back on the ground, ludicrously small in front of Firewalk, just in time for that Fire Blast to hit her square in the face. She tumbles backward, curly hair and tail singed, and only pushes herself back to her little feet with great difficulty. Ford could call her back now, but he knows her and he knows she'd refuse. Phoebe likes to see things through to the end, whatever that means. It's one of the reasons they get along so well.]


Can you keep going?

[She turns back to him, squares the shoulders she doesn't have, and nods.]

Faaairy!

[Okay. Her fairy typing won't actually help her here, because against all odds Charizard isn't a dragon type. He can't afford trying to set anything up, even if his gut instinct is Minimize -- don't let it hit you. No, no, offense is the only choice.]

Alright then! Meteor Mash!

[If it hits, she might have a chance. If it hits.]

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