Chloe Price (
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victory_road2018-01-16 02:27 am
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Entry tags:
- anna (frozen),
- bertolt hoover (attack on titan),
- chloe price (life is strange),
- diana ladris (gone),
- heather mason (silent hill),
- ignis scientia (final fantasy 15),
- jane crocker (homestuck),
- jimmy darling (american horror story),
- mari ohara (love live! sunshine!!),
- midoriya izuku (my hero academia),
- riku (kingdom hearts),
- stanford pines (gravity falls)
[03] [Texts w/ Chloe at 4 AM] [Image heavy!!]

yo
im looking up memes right
and this fucking loser keeps popping up
who is he
and why tf does he think a ninetales is gonna do shit to water
idk pokemon and i know thats stupid as fuck
somebody needs to tell him
also i found more memes look
look

lmao

relatable am i right
shes gettin screwed

fuck i'm done
im going to bed
i fucking love pokemon world internet
its just like real internet
everything is the same but with pokemon
its fucking wild
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If something managed to knock me over I am perfectly capable of standing up again on my own.
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not if u break a hip tho
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dude even like a olympic champion would prolly break a hip falling out the second floor window
youre way too overconfident in ur hips
i think youre overcompensating bc you actually know youre old
this is denial.
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build a bridge and get over it
wait thats too much work for your 98 year old ass
maybe have ur ninetales do it for you
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[BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT BECAUSE HE DOES]
Given enough time and proper materials I could absolutely build a bridge.
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even that sentence is hella old man speak
"given enough time and proper materials"
somebody who isnt old just builds the fuckin bridge
but you
you build the bridge if u have enough time and proper materials
youre an old man
with decrepit hips
im surprised you managed to hobble into mistys gym let alone battle her lmao
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[goddamn kids]
For your information I have twelve of the sixteen badges. I am perfectly capable of battling.
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its called being adaptable and not set in ur old man ways
did u know ants build bridges out of themselves
maybe the bridge is made out of human bodies
whatever its made out of isnt the proper materials
because im not old
sure u do
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If you don't believe me I would be happy to demonstrate.
[It is four fucking AM]
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you wanna fucking go
[It sure as fuck is my dude.]
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[And then, a few minutes later:]
What level is your team, roughly.
[He has something to prove and he can't prove it by just trouncing her with three Pokémon at level 100.]
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[No see now you've got her in Fight Mode, so she's already on her way and not willing to fuck around. It's none of his damn business what level her Pokemon is, as far as she's concerned.]
why dont u shut up and hobble on over already
ill be waiting
-> action
[WELL FUCKING FINE THEN he'll bring a group in the mid levels and a couple of outliers just in case and pick as he goes.
He does, in fact, bring the Ninetales. Just in case.
As it turns out, he's a lot taller in real life than he looks in memes. He also hasn't slept in about twenty-four hours and has had maybe nine combined shots of espresso in that time, so he is more than ready to throw down behind this diner.]
Chloe Price?
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Unlike him, she doesn't really think about who to bring because all she's got is her ragtag bunch of misfits all in their 50s and below. Her best Pokemon would honestly be Munchies and J, her former bundle of eggs-turned-tree.
Evolutions are weird.
She can't rely on Gyarados because he's still an angry boy for how she treated him as a fish. She's apologized, but it doesn't do much good.
Still, she's Confident. She's got this. Her team is fucking great.]
Stanford Pines Sr.
[She raises her eyebrows and holds up a Pokeball.]
I'm gonna kick your ass back to the retirement home where you belong, let's fucking do this. J, come on!
[WHOMF there's a thicc tree girl ready to GO.]
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I wouldn't be so sure of that. Phoebe! Let's go!
[He removes a Pokéball from the strap across his chest. Oh, yes, he's very confident in this choice.
Across the concrete lot from the large, strong tree is just the tiniest, cutest little pink puffball. She's almost perfectly round and she's got big ol' eyes and a cute curly tail and oh, boy, is this guy for real?]
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J herself doesn't look bothered in the least.]
J, go stomp her ass!
[Fwoom. Fwoom. With heavy steps, Joyce is closing the distance as fast as a large tree can feasibly go, looking like she's about to fuck somebody's shit up.]
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Are we sure this is a Clefairy and not a Gengar?
Ford sizes up the approaching Thicc Tree. It's a Psychic type, so a special attacker, which means Phoebe's stat-lowering moves won't do too much to it when they're all centered on physical. Can he afford some setup in light of that?]
Sweet Kiss. Confuse it!
[If this hits, that big slow tree is going to have so much trouble controlling its own feet that he won't have to worry. Phoebe darts back away from those approaching stompy feet, winks one purple eye, raises a stubby hand, and blows a veritable barrage of hearts J's way. The points are very, very pointy.]
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Also she's definitely has little experience with Clefairy so she doesn't know what she's in for. But at 4 AM that grin is. A little unsettling.
Still, she and J are confident. They've got this.
Unfortunately, J is still adjusting to being more than a pile of eggs. It's only been a few weeks and she isn't the most coordinated on her feet, so when her stomp misses she loses her balance and that's the upper hand Phoebe needs to land her kiss attack.]
Wow, gay.
[J waddles to a halt and looks around, dazed and confused, not sure what's even really happening right now. It's a battle, right?
Right! So she should be attack. Welp, best use egg bomb. She starts shaking her body vigorously, letting lose eggs from its tree area, where they fall every which way and begin exploding. She doesn't seem to mind the splash damage.]
Hey! J, cut it out! At least aim for the fairy! Try and put it to sleep, use Hypnosis!
[She seems pretty content on damaging herself with egg bomb, honestly.]
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Phoebe, meanwhile, is dodging around that wayward Egg Bomb, her little feet pumping. She and Ford both know that Hypnosis is going to be a problem, which means it's time to up their game before their opponent regains her sense enough to actually use it.]
Phoebe, Fire Punch!
Clef, clefaaaairy!
[Oh, with pleasure. Phoebe kicks off from the ground and draws back one tiny arm, which bursts into flame. She aims right for the center of J's leaves. No more fucking around.]
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Ugh. Shit- fuck! J! Watch out!
[J seems to come to just as it's too late. The fire punch lands squarely in her leaves and there's an audible FWOOM as she lights up.]
Exegggg!
[It's a critical hit and after J manages to back away long enough to shake her leaves out, she's barely hanging in there. Chloe's grown kind of fond of J since adding the dumb cluster of eggs to her team, so she would feel terrible making J fight any longer even if she might be able to manage an attack. There's no way it would be Enough to beat Phoebe.
Grudgingly, Chloe holds out J's ball.]
Alright girl, you did good. Get back in here. [BEAM.]
[With determination, Chloe reaches for the next ball.] Firewalk, let's do this!
[There is a massive thud as Firewalk, the black Charizard, hits the ground. Roaring viciously, he lets out a jet of flame and gives Phoebe a look. You're goin' down, binch.]
Hit her with your fire blast!
[FWOOM.]
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Phoebe lands back on the ground, ludicrously small in front of Firewalk, just in time for that Fire Blast to hit her square in the face. She tumbles backward, curly hair and tail singed, and only pushes herself back to her little feet with great difficulty. Ford could call her back now, but he knows her and he knows she'd refuse. Phoebe likes to see things through to the end, whatever that means. It's one of the reasons they get along so well.]
Can you keep going?
[She turns back to him, squares the shoulders she doesn't have, and nods.]
Faaairy!
[Okay. Her fairy typing won't actually help her here, because against all odds Charizard isn't a dragon type. He can't afford trying to set anything up, even if his gut instinct is Minimize -- don't let it hit you. No, no, offense is the only choice.]
Alright then! Meteor Mash!
[If it hits, she might have a chance. If it hits.]
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i mean i guess cw drug use but like who didn't expect this honestly
if u didnt see it coming ur wrong
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