[Video + Text] (Post made from a new 'Gear)

[bleedingunversed]

[It's hard to hear anything when the video comes on because thunderstorm. The rain's coming down pretty hard, the wind's causing the trees to bend this way and that and the sky is rumbling pretty much constantly as the storm rages. Lightning blasts across the sky more frequently than is probably normal and the reason is pretty obvious.

Standing on a small hill ahead of the cameraman is a group of four Electabuzz that seem to be having the time of their lives.

The video continues for a few seconds more before it cuts off and the user switches to text.]

Are they trying to summon something? Should I be worried?

[Look, he knows they aren't trying to call upon anything--hopefully--but it's really strange to see Pokemon grouped together like that.

Really strange.]

Hoards of electric types are not what I wanted to see during a storm.

Comments

[borschtkot]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN OUTSIDE, VAN.

[ He missed you. ]

[bleedingunversed]

WE WERE TRAVELING AND GOT CAUGHT IN THE STORM.

[He missed you too.]

[borschtkot]

WELL MAYBE DON'T STAND NEAR DANCING LIGHTENING RODS SO YOU DON'T DIE.

[bleedingunversed]

I'M NOT GOING TO DIE I'LL BE FINE.

[borschtkot]

FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

What are you even doing? Where are you going?

[Text] [Masked Trainer ID]

[puzzlemonkey]

Shouldn't you be putting at least some level of effort into hiding off the grid?

[Text - Private]

[bleedingunversed]

No idea what you're talking about.

[Text - Private - Masked]

[puzzlemonkey]

Right.

Vanitas.

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[bleedingunversed]

Am I suppose to be impressed?

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[puzzlemonkey]

It'd be far more impressive or scary if we were actually a threat, to be honest. It kind of knocks the wind out of it, doesn't it?

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[rambling_runner]

DUDE GET INSIDE

[ Sit down and gather round, for Ashy-boy here's got a story to tell! ]

Last time this shit happened I was on Cycling Road. It was just before that legendary pokemon bullshit, when the weather went all weird and there was that massive storm? Dunno if you were here for that but basically, it was this shit only every electric pokemon was acting wired and then shit hit the fan.

ANYWAY I was on Cycling Road when that happened and before I knew what the fuck was happening, I had this massive stampede of Blitzle and Zebstrika fucking descending on me like a tidal wave of sparks and hooves. I was lucky as hell to have my Rhyhorn with me or I would've died.

Like idk if this is more bullshit and that thundercat thing is gonna turn up and be a douche but I wouldn't go near those things right now, whatever the hell they are!

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[bleedingunversed]

Well, so far they haven't started a stampede. They just seem to be giving praise to the sky or some crap like that.

They're really weird Pokemon. This is why I stick to fire and ghost.

And of course I'm not going near them! That's why I was filming from further back!

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[keep_surviving]

Shit, Vanni, be careful.

One, we don't need you brain getting zapped any dumber. And two, don't you remember last time when we had that massive storm?

Walt said you're on your way down. You hit the cycling road yet?

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[bleedingunversed]

I'll be fine--I'm not dumb!

[Even with the storm in the background giggling can be heard as Flood falls against his back repeating what Diana had said.]

Yeah I remember and I'm not worried about it. Pretty sure those idiot Pokemon are just eating lightning or something equally as stupid.

[He rolls his eyes and gives her a smirk.]

Been there, done that. Just outside Fuschia now.

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[keep_surviving]

[She sticks her tongue out.]

Well, that proves it. I'm pretty sure you don't eat lightening, dumbass. You like, absorb it.

[Diana grins when he says where is he.]

You're nearly here? Great. I can tell you how stupid you are in person.

The Pack's hanging around the boarder somewhere, you should say hi if you see 'em.

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[bleedingunversed]

I'm pretty sure Pokemon don't follow normal rules, loser. Maybe they do eat it!

[He snorts and tries to look disgusted but his grin just won't fade.]

I guess I can. Maybe I can get them to take those three puppies you pawned off on me back.

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[keep_surviving]

How Vanni? How? How would they hold it? How would they chew it? You're full of shit.

[Diana meanwhile, is not hiding that she's keen to seen Vanitas again.]

Fuck off, you love those puppies. I see your little eyes light up.

[islandshore]

Yes. They're trying to summon the forces of hell. It's their annual demon ritual.

[Okay, so maybe that woulda been better with ghost or dark or fire types, but eh. Sarcasm is sarcasm.]

In all seriousness, just lay low. Literally. And maybe invest in some rubber. Rubber coat. Rubber gloves. You get the idea.

[bleedingunversed]

Dammit. I knew Pokemon were actually the true evil in this world.

Yeah that sounds real comfortable to travel around in. How about I just find shelter soon instead?

[islandshore]

I mean, if you look at the Pokedex... Stuff gets pretty messed up. I don't think I needed to learn how a Kabutops sucks the juices out of its prey, for one.

But yeah, shelter sounds practical enough. I'd maybe keep a fire type close by in case there's a power shortage, but that's just me.

[bleedingunversed]

See now I have to go and read about it because I'm curious. Sounds like something I need to read about anyway.

I've got Mr. Pickles with me actually. He's not pleased about the rain but he'll get over it.

[moneylogues]

better hope they don't want a human sacrifice

[bleedingunversed]

I'd find some stupid kid to throw at them before they could get me.

Really don't want to be apart of another crazy scheme thanks.

[moneylogues]

hey good solution! better some brat than you huh lol

what you got experience with that sort of thing

[bleedingunversed]

Exactly.

Yeah. A few times over. Though nothing's been as bad as the first.