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This is probably going to sound really weird but I have a question about girls. I've never thought about it before back home since there were more important things going on, but|

_{[Gods, okay. Just relax - it's just a simple question, right? What could go wrong?]}

What sort of things do they like? I mean, what do they find cute? I've thought about clothes but I don't know|

I don't know the sizes or anything so I was even thinking about a Pokemon but I think the ones that I'd find cute might scare or not be cute to some girls. I could probably take some ideas from TV or books or something too, though sometimes those can be a little

too dramatic

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I've got one I'm already going to give her, but that was promised before she asked me|

Well
Uh.

I want this one to be really special if I can find the right one. I'd really like it to stay on the small side so she could have it in bed and not have to worry about being smothered or pushed out like what my Pokemon do.

_{[Bert, you let a five-hundred pound plus fire dog sleep in the same bed with you. Of course you're going to get shoved out or smothered.]}

Before she asked you? Oh, are you already going on a date?

Maybe a Pokemon is right then! Small and cuddly is a good place to start... Fire types are nice and warm when you hug them!

We sort of went on one awhile back but we weren't um.

It was just as friends.

The only downside to fire types is the ones I've had get really big.
I mean really big.

But that's great! If you're already friends then you know way more about her than you would've otherwise!

Oh yeah, like Arcanine or Incineroar... They start off small and cuddly, but then they get huge. Isn't there some kind of item that keeps them from evolving-- An Everstone, right? Maybe you could give her one that holds one of those!

If the stone survived entering my backpack. I've lost a lot to some of my pokemon eating them.

I think one of them has eaten at least five of the ones I've bought, but I don't have to worry about him evolving at least. Granted Arcanine stay cuddly, it's just that they can get really big. At least the ones I've seen. The hair can be an issue too, even as a Growlithe.

Your Pokemon ate them? But I thought... Aren't they like, rocks?

Oh yeah, I can't even imagine grooming something as big as an Arcanine. My Furret Maestra is six feet long and she takes forever to brush. Hmm...

Maybe a Fennekin? They're real cute, even when they evolve!

They're both ground types, so I think it's something they can do? They've never shown any problems in the time I've had them.

In the winter, I've just given up trying to groom mine and I let a groomer deal with him. I'm pretty sure they hate me at this rate because they can't take any other Pokemon for the day they've got him just from how long it takes to bathe and dry him, let alone if he needs his coat blown out.

Do you know how big they'll get?

Huh! I don't have any ground or rock types so I don't really know how they behave.

I hope you tip them really well, at least! [Kazuki's had to work at restaurants a few times since coming here, and he's learned the pain of working service jobs.] It must take hours...

Um-- it looks like Delphox gets about as tall as a person? It stands on two legs.

I do what I can, yeah. I feel lucky that he sits still and behaves for just about everything they do to him.

That... sounds like it'd be awkward to share a bed with. I'd have to think about one of those.

Hmm... Let's move away from types and just think about small cuddly Pokemon? I learned that there's a whole BUNCH of cat Pokemon, and I don't think they get very big! Like Skitty, or Glameow, or Purrloin...

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