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Bertolt Hoover ([personal profile] bertall) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2018-03-07 10:02 pm

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This is probably going to sound really weird but I have a question about girls. I've never thought about it before back home since there were more important things going on, but|

[Gods, okay. Just relax - it's just a simple question, right? What could go wrong?]

What sort of things do they like? I mean, what do they find cute? I've thought about clothes but I don't know|


I don't know the sizes or anything so I was even thinking about a Pokemon but I think the ones that I'd find cute might scare or not be cute to some girls. I could probably take some ideas from TV or books or something too, though sometimes those can be a little


too dramatic
notvaljean: (marco ghost tell me what to do)

voice;

[personal profile] notvaljean 2018-03-12 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Then you are a better man than most of them, Bertolt.]

The really cute blonde girl?

[Yeah, Jean noticed her, and his voice takes on a tone of wondering admiration.]

She's your girlfriend?

[Damn, son. Tall and sweaty got some game.]
notvaljean: (shock and awe)

voice;

[personal profile] notvaljean 2018-03-13 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
[What terrible side? Surely Bertolt isn't keeping any kind of colossal secret from them, is he?]

Holy shit.

[Jean's voice is full of awe. Here he's been busy learning how to make coffee and attract father figures and grandpas, and Bert's been out convincing hot girls to ask him out. Wonders will never cease.]

You have to tell me everything you did.

[If she has a Mimikyu, that means she has good taste, and Jean approves.]

And if you want to give her a Pokemon, I can breed Fat Ice Dog for you. Or I have a shiny Spheal now! He's pink, so there's a chance his babies might be pink too.
Edited 2018-03-13 11:09 (UTC)