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[bleedingunversed]

My Cleffa evolved. Now she's slightly more terrifying and can scream louder.

And of course she immediately tried to get a Moon Stone.

Note to anyone that has one of these little hellspawns: Don't let them evolve. Just don't.

You're better off without these little demons getting any bigger than they already are.

[Attached is a picture of Nort who's wearing a rather dangerous looking grin as she stares at the camera, a Noibat hovering just behind her looking beyond amused.]

I'm pretty sure they're going to kill someone.

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[borschtkot]

How. How could you let this happen, Vanitas. Wasn't she bad enough?!

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[bleedingunversed]

IT'S NOT LIKE I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO BE FRIENDLY WITH HER.

APPARENTLY IT MAKES HER HAPPY TO MAKE ME MAD.

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[borschtkot]

She and Zorya are freakin made for each other!

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[bleedingunversed]

Want me to send her to you?

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[borschtkot]

Oh hell know, you enjoy that. I have my hands full enough with Zorya!

And Baba-Yaga now!

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[puzzlemonkey]

If they're giving you that much trouble I could take them off your hands. But I'm sure you'll say no.

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[bleedingunversed]

What the hell is that little gremlin doing?

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[borschtkot]

Being a damn gremlin! She met her mom and she just dialed it up to a 1000 lately!

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[bleedingunversed]

Huh.

Well. That sucks.

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[bleedingunversed]

HAH.

No.

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[borschtkot]

Yeah just picture being asleep and you feel something creepily stroking your hair....

Then creepily licking your hair.

Then you open your eyes and it's gone.

Yeah.

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[puzzlemonkey]

See? As predicted.

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[bleedingunversed]

....

You should probably accidentally forget her pokeball somewhere or something.

I think she's going to try and eat you or something.

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[bleedingunversed]

You're apart of Team Rocket.

I don't trust anyone associated with them with Pokemon.

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[puzzlemonkey]

Why would I give them perfectly good Pokemon?

At most I give them Rattata and the occasional Porygon I win from the Game Corner.

Not like they know what to do with a Porygon anyway. And Rattata are everywhere. Even back home we used rats for experimental medical science.

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[borschtkot]

I feel like she'd just find her way back. Somehow. Boruta likes her anyway so I can't ruin Boruta's entire life by stealing her wingmon.

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[bleedingunversed]

There isn't a single Pokemon that should end up with them.

End of story, friend.

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[bleedingunversed]

Well, I guess you just have to deal with her sweet caresses in the night then.

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[borschtkot]

Ugh.

I didn't even let you give sweet caresses in the night.

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[puzzlemonkey]

Well, certainly, since they're not actually doing anything useful.

If they did something useful with them I'd put more effort into finding them something decent.

Rattatas though just end up as Grunt fodder. Nothing too terrible at least, other than having to battle for idiots.

Still, being on the inside is a good way to get information.

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[tearsofademon]

Considering how Cleffas evolve, you must have done something to make yours like you, so... maybe she'll spare you?

[this coming from the man whose Clefairy routinely beats him up...]

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[keep_surviving]

omg. that's hilarious.

hang on. i gotta tell my guys.

...

dare agrees with me.

[Have a loop of Diana's Zorua responding to your post.]

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[bleedingunversed]

I'm offended you like the caresses of a Pokemon more.

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[bleedingunversed]

Depends on what you do with the information.

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[bleedingunversed]

I'm pretty sure she just likes screaming at me. And kicking my shins.