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[bleedingunversed]

My Cleffa evolved. Now she's slightly more terrifying and can scream louder.

And of course she immediately tried to get a Moon Stone.

Note to anyone that has one of these little hellspawns: Don't let them evolve. Just don't.

You're better off without these little demons getting any bigger than they already are.

[Attached is a picture of Nort who's wearing a rather dangerous looking grin as she stares at the camera, a Noibat hovering just behind her looking beyond amused.]

I'm pretty sure they're going to kill someone.

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[borschtkot]

How. How could you let this happen, Vanitas. Wasn't she bad enough?!

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[bleedingunversed]

IT'S NOT LIKE I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO BE FRIENDLY WITH HER.

APPARENTLY IT MAKES HER HAPPY TO MAKE ME MAD.

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[borschtkot]

She and Zorya are freakin made for each other!

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[bleedingunversed]

Want me to send her to you?

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[borschtkot]

Oh hell know, you enjoy that. I have my hands full enough with Zorya!

And Baba-Yaga now!

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[bleedingunversed]

What the hell is that little gremlin doing?

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[borschtkot]

Being a damn gremlin! She met her mom and she just dialed it up to a 1000 lately!

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[bleedingunversed]

Huh.

Well. That sucks.

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[borschtkot]

Yeah just picture being asleep and you feel something creepily stroking your hair....

Then creepily licking your hair.

Then you open your eyes and it's gone.

Yeah.

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[bleedingunversed]

....

You should probably accidentally forget her pokeball somewhere or something.

I think she's going to try and eat you or something.

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[borschtkot]

I feel like she'd just find her way back. Somehow. Boruta likes her anyway so I can't ruin Boruta's entire life by stealing her wingmon.

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[bleedingunversed]

Well, I guess you just have to deal with her sweet caresses in the night then.

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[borschtkot]

Ugh.

I didn't even let you give sweet caresses in the night.

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[bleedingunversed]

I'm offended you like the caresses of a Pokemon more.

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[borschtkot]

Who said I LIKED it?!

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[bleedingunversed]

You don't have to lie, Yuri.

I understand.

You like a Pokemon more than me.

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[borschtkot]

You know what, fine! I do like a Pokemon more than you!

AT LEAST THEY PET MY HAIR.

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[bleedingunversed]

So I need to pet your hair more often to earn your love again.

Got it.

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[borschtkot]

You'd have to be around for that to happen, right?

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[bleedingunversed]

...Yeah I guess that's




Sorry.

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[borschtkot]

I mean, without you distracting me I got like 4 badges and some cool t-shirts.

AND ONE FOR YOU.

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[bleedingunversed]

Well aren't you a badass.

I will wear it with pride!