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[bleedingunversed]

My Cleffa evolved. Now she's slightly more terrifying and can scream louder.

And of course she immediately tried to get a Moon Stone.

Note to anyone that has one of these little hellspawns: Don't let them evolve. Just don't.

You're better off without these little demons getting any bigger than they already are.

[Attached is a picture of Nort who's wearing a rather dangerous looking grin as she stares at the camera, a Noibat hovering just behind her looking beyond amused.]

I'm pretty sure they're going to kill someone.

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[borschtkot]

How. How could you let this happen, Vanitas. Wasn't she bad enough?!

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[bleedingunversed]

IT'S NOT LIKE I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO BE FRIENDLY WITH HER.

APPARENTLY IT MAKES HER HAPPY TO MAKE ME MAD.

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[borschtkot]

She and Zorya are freakin made for each other!

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[bleedingunversed]

Want me to send her to you?

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[puzzlemonkey]

If they're giving you that much trouble I could take them off your hands. But I'm sure you'll say no.

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[bleedingunversed]

HAH.

No.

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[puzzlemonkey]

See? As predicted.

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[bleedingunversed]

You're apart of Team Rocket.

I don't trust anyone associated with them with Pokemon.

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[tearsofademon]

Considering how Cleffas evolve, you must have done something to make yours like you, so... maybe she'll spare you?

[this coming from the man whose Clefairy routinely beats him up...]

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[bleedingunversed]

I'm pretty sure she just likes screaming at me. And kicking my shins.

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[tearsofademon]

Likes kicking your shins, huh. Sorry to hear it.

Just some advice from experience, but maybe try to keep any TMs you get out of her reach, too. Clefairys can learn a lot of different kinds, and every one of them is a weapon that can be turned on you.

[Ryner you're the one who went out of your way to teach Rose those...

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[bleedingunversed]

Oh trust me I have been.

She came with a lot of moves already, unfortunately. Including flamethrower which I've been on the receiving end of. And I HATE Metronome. I wish that move didn't exist.

[This is what he gets for wanting a Togepi.]

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[keep_surviving]

omg. that's hilarious.

hang on. i gotta tell my guys.

...

dare agrees with me.

[Have a loop of Diana's Zorua responding to your post.]

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[bleedingunversed]

Hey sis guess what.

I hate you.

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[keep_surviving]

welp. thts 2 bad 4 u bc i love u.

<3 x <3 x <3 x <3

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[bleedingunversed]

I'm going to block your number and file a restraining order.

You're so mean to me.

The worst.

[11121_assumption]

Where did you obtain that Pokemon.

[ Let him know so he can Avoid that place. ]

[bleedingunversed]

That Dr. Pines guy.

I asked for a Togepi and he sent me Nort.

Don't buy from him.

[11121_assumption]

I'll be certain to blacklist him. I know that the Pokemon bred carry the traits of their parents. If this is what he has provided, it is likely the Togepi would have also shown similar behaviour.

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[logical_lioness]

I can't believe you're still calling her those kinds of names. Did you even read the book I sent you?

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[bleedingunversed]

I must have completely forgot. How silly of me. I guess I was too busy trying to keep myself FROM GETTING MURDERED BY A CLEFAIRY.

[logical_lioness]

Well now you're just being over dramatic. I can send it to you again and this time maybe actually read it?

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[schachmeister]

You could try giving her an Everstone to hold if you don't want her evolving.

Though if she is that determined to evolve, I'm not sure if she won't get rid of it...

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[bleedingunversed]

That would mean giving her a projectile.

I don't want to give her a projectile.

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[schachmeister]

I've heard of some people who will set Everstones into rings or bracelets for pokemon to wear. Maybe you could get one set in such a way that it would be harder for her to turn into a projectile, like an ear ring.