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[spacebaloney]

[While most people are still asleep, Lance is on the grind. Like, literally. He's standing in the bathroom of the Attack on Voltron house, clad in the Starmiebucks' uniform with the nice circular logo of a Starmie in the center of the apron, flashing a dazzlingly white smile at the camera even if it's just after dawn and most people are still asleep and the poor souls who are awake aren't even thinking about popping fingerguns at the network like he's actually doing right now, oh my god. His hair is laid and his face is moisturized to perfection, sunscreen and high quality lip balm and all. Someone's gotta make the Latias Lattes and it's gonna be him. Lance might as well look good while doing so.]

Hello, world! I'm Lance and this is my announcement that today, the best leg of Voltron, the right blue one, is gainfully employed at your local Starmiebucks. [He cups his ear, feigning deafness because he's also dramatic as well as being a moron.] Wait? What's that? What's Voltron? Oh, just a gigantic robot that's currently saving the entire universe back at home, one Galra at a time.

[Christ, who was idiot who hired this braggart fool? Fire them and him.]

Anyway, this week, we're running a half-priced special on your favorite Pokéccino and with every one purchased by a pretty face, you get a chance to win a date with me, Lance the Blue Pala-

[Enjoy that sudden high pitched shrill scream that can probably be heard for miles as the 'gear clatters to the floor and the sound of Lance scrambling along the floor is heard following it. All the camera catches is one blue tentacle slowly retreating back behind the shower curtain, leaving droplets of water in its wake.]

Comments

Re: Video

[dreamsofahero]

I don't know about that... If you really want to make an impression, after all, you have to make certain to set the right atmosphere, as well. And if lighting is the biggest concern, there's quite a few pokemon that could assist in that regard. Especially since it's indicative of how much thought and effort you've put into all of it.

*for all the teasing, Sion's actually reasonably experienced in using his own good looks to help win people over to his cause, so he does know what he's talking about...*

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[spacebaloney]

Well, I just got here so I don't have any of those Pokemon that probably could do whatever you're suggesting. I just have a cow.

[And all she's good for is making Lance her bitch.]

Besides, it's less about lighting and more other people are in this house. I didn't want to wake them up by being on the network.

[But that's okay because his screaming probably fixed that little sleeping problem.]

Re: Video

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, a Miltank?

*sorry, he's enough of a nerd to be curious what pokemon other people have, especially as starters*

And I suppose going outside or to another location wasn't an option?

*he'll tactfully not comment on the screaming part. for now.*

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[spacebaloney]

Yeah, it's a Miltank.

[He's not about to say it's quite the stubborn one. This guy has enough teasing material on him already.]

Well, it's also dark outside when I started recording. The sun wasn't up that far yet.

Re: Video

[dreamsofahero]

I don't think I know many people with one of those.

*he certainly doesn't have one, nor does Ryner*

That just means you'd have to get creative, doesn't it?

Or wait for a more opportune time, I suppose.

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[spacebaloney]

You really like to critique people, don't you?

[Lance isn't really feeling this. It's bad enough the opening post was him playing up the bragging so he wouldn't come off as the mediocre person he feels like most of the time, but worse now he ate the floor live and on camera. Add this guy giving him unsolicited advice that's beginning to read more like criticism and Lance is starting to feel some sort of way.]

Re: Video

[dreamsofahero]

It's useful things to consider, though?

*well, Sion probably could have said it without the teasing, but...*

If you want to make the best possible impression, small details really can be quite important. I would imagine that if a gym leader or one of the Elite Four were to make a public appearance with their pants unbuttoned, for example, people would notice and remember that fact far more than anything they actually had to say...