1st Match // [video | action] New Bark Town

[fuelthefire]

[The video feed starts off with an eye.

Just one, surrounded by what looks like a mask. After a moment, the eye pulls away and the rest of the mask, which completely covers the owner's face minus the one eye, is revealed.

The voice underneath the mask is guttural and growling, but perfectly audible despite the barrier.]

Mother said to have fun and be careful.

[He rolls his eye and grumbles a bit, quietly at first but quickly growing louder. As he speaks he changes from his indoor voice to his outdoor voice, barking out the words louder and louder as he brings the camera close to his face again:]

How can I HAVE FUN WITHOUT MY AXE!??

[Somebody mad.]

Comments

[video]

[kissmyaspis]

.... You've got to be kidding me.

[Really. Really? How the hell did a Psycho get dragged here? Is that damned space llama trying to get everyone killed???]

[video]

[fuelthefire]

[Now that's a familiar voice! And a familiar face, too.

It's Athena, dummy.

Krieg squints briefly before bringing the device close to his face again, just to be sure; sorry, friend, you're going to get another EYE-full. Get it?]

SHIELD LADY!

[...Close enough.]

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[secondhandsome]

Uh...

[Oh, what the hell...]

So... friendly suggestion, maybe take it down just a notch there, buddy. And uh... sorry, no axes? Why am I saying sorry for that.

video; 1/5

[fuelthefire]

[Wat.]

[fuelthefire]

[What what what.]

[fuelthefire]

[What is that voice.

Impossible.]

[fuelthefire]

[What is that face.

We killed him. We killed him.]

5/5; sorry, tim

[fuelthefire]

[Krieg's voice, when he finally responds, is a guttural growl that quickly rises in volume to a deep roar of anger.]

I'm gonna reach down your throat and RIP OUT YOUR GUTS!

[shiro2hero]

[Oh my god.]

... You really don't have to yell. We can hear you.

[fuelthefire]

[He laughs in response, an unhinged little giggle that quickly grows into a deep, maniacal guffaw.]

MhhmhmhnnmahahhahahHAHAHAHAHA!! SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE KIDS IN THE BACK!

[Volume control is for squares.]

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[cardboard_boss]

[This guy was loud. Also, he only had one eye like Snake. At least he could share some resemblance in that. Yet, Snake guessed this guy wasn't entirely sane. That or he just loved his axe.]

Sorry, buddy. No weapons here. You should have a Pokémon though with you. You can use those as your weapons because they fight for you.

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[fuelthefire]

[Well hello there, fellow one-eyed friend. You're right on both counts!

Krieg shakes his head vigorously at that suggestion, though.]

Too small to fight, too soft! Wrong, wrong, wrong!

[Sure, his little fluffy chicken baby can spit fiery embers, and that's pretty awesome, but that doesn't mean it's in any shape to be getting into fights. Krieg may be a psycho, but he's not a monster.]

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[thedifferencebetween]

[...No.]

[No, no, no. This isn't happening. This can't be happening. Plain and simple. There isn't a Psycho on the network. Definitely not a surprisingly familiar Psycho. The universe wouldn't do this to him.]

[Except it would. And it is.]

Oh for crissakes...

Joke's on you, asshole! No weapons on this planet. have fun with that.

[Thank god.]

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[fuelthefire]

[RECORD RIP - Why is Jack talking to him in two different places on the network??]

[fuelthefire]

[...]

[fuelthefire]

[...Because he's the universe's biggest douchenozzle, that's why!

That's cool, that's cool, Krieg has more than enough anger to direct at Jack twice. Twice the shouting, twice the fun!]

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[fuelthefire]

[He growls quietly and rolls his head on his neck, vertebrae audibly popping, before he leans in real close to his device, filling the screen with his face.]

I'LL RIP OUT YOUR LUNGS WITH MY TEETH!

[video]

[paladinlost]

All of our weapons are taken from us when we arrive, I'm sorry to say, but if you're willing to wield other types there is a species of sword-like Pokémon you can train. Very friendly and talented at battling.

[CECIL NO.]

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[fuelthefire]

[CECIL YES.

...Though it's actually kind of concerning how many people are telling him to use the cute little animals to fight? That's not how he rolls, okay??]

I fight my own battles.

[He still has his fists. And his fingernails. And his teeth.]

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[rememberthemaim]

buy a better weapon

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[fuelthefire]

NO SUcH THiNG!!!

[Video]

[questionmarksthespot]

Dude, you play the guitar? Awesome.

[The most fun kind of axe.]

Kinda weird that they took it when you came here, though.

[Video]

[fuelthefire]

Not axe, AXE.

[The other kind of axe bro.]

[video]

[abstounding]

[Wow, a real live psycho! This... doesn't bode well for all the preteens running around this world.]

Yeeeaaah, better get used to it. Axes are kinda sparse here. Buzzaxes even more so.

[He couldn't even find a woodcutting axe. For surviving in the woods. Which is most of the surviving you apparently do around here.]

[video] Vaughn has done nothing to deserve this and I am so sorry.

[fuelthefire]

[Oh hoho, a new face! Krieg leans in close to get a good look.

...

...

...Dude.]

What about razors? NahahahAHAHAha hahaha!!

[Sometimes he kills himself.]

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[anexcitableboy]

[Weirdly enough, seeing someone like this pop up, is almost comforting to Jimmy. Because this cat? This cat would have fit in just fine back home. Elsa would've loved him from the first chilling growl]

Sorry, ain't no axes. Not real ones, anyway.

This is a pretty peaceful place, they don't like weapons. But it's cool! You probably won't need any weapons. Gunna have to find something else to do for fun.

Is there anything else you do for fun?

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[fuelthefire]

[He blinks, tilts his head, twitches. This place is finally going to drive him completely off the deep end. Why does everyone seem to have such a huge prejudice against axes?

Or maybe we'll finally have a chance to try doing something with our life besides mindless slaughter.

He shakes his head vigorously. Each word he lists off in his response is growled more deeply and loudly than the one before:]

Only murder, mayhem, and manslaughter!!

[He's never really had time to develop other hobbies.]