FOURTH WALL MINGLE LOG

[indigo_events]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: May 25 - 28
Summary: GET IN HERE AND MINGLE
Rating: BUT PLEASE MARK YOUR THREAD CONTENT ACCORDINGLY
Log:






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[foolishwren]

-- well, now that you've said that, I'm gonna make a point of growing an extra four feet between now and the next time one of these weekends rolls around.

[show_my_cannons]

Is this the same as that hair prank you pulled?

Because I no longer believe you.

[foolishwren]

What?

No, humans can absolutely will themselves into growing if they want.

We just usually don't, because we like being short.

[show_my_cannons]

[This is where he stops. And peels her off his shoulder. Holding her at arms' length like a cat. Regarding her.]

I think you are lying again, Heather Mason.

[foolishwren]

_{[HE CAN DANGLE HER BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK ALL HE WANTS. She merely crosses her arms and smirks RIGHT BACK AT HIM. She has no shame. You cannot make her feel guilty.]}

And I think you're being closed-minded.

[show_my_cannons]

I am sixty million years old.

I am allowed to be that way. So there.

[That may be partially an exaggeration. But yeah he's just going to carry her like a wet cat for a minute here.]

[foolishwren]

_{[It's a good thing there's enough chaos unfolding all over the place-- nobody bats an eye at an old guy carrying a woman around like said wet cat.]}

All right, all right.

Fair point.

Still... you're like the fun police. You should lighten up once in awhile.

[show_my_cannons]

That was my purpose on Cybertron. I was the 'fun police'.

No fun. Not even once.

[Eventually, he'll stop dangling her wet cat style and put her back up on a shoulder again.]

Where to?

[foolishwren]

God.

How have you not thrown me in jail yet?

_{[Be she reclaims her shoulder-throne as though she was never pulled off of it in the first place.]}

And I ain't picky.

These weekends aren't great for set destinations.

Let's just walk and see where we wind up.

[show_my_cannons]

I have a soft spot for troublemakers.

[Just ask his adopted children.]

[He grunts, and just... starts walking. Maybe they'll find a lake he can toss her in or something.]

As long as it is not another tunnel.

[foolishwren]

_{[Just head north, you're bound to hit the Lake of Rage eventually.]}

No tunnels. I promise.

On a weekend like this, I wouldn't trust any kind of tunnel not to spit me out in like, the Mushroom Kingdom or something.

[show_my_cannons]

[And then they can fish for Magikarp like father and child.]

... What is this mushroom kingdom? It sounds disgusting.

[foolishwren]

It's not disgusting, it's colorful and full of whimsy.

But to you... maybe that counts as disgusting.

[show_my_cannons]

Hey! I have nothing against colors.

I tolerate your outfits.

[Ironhide do you just show up to drag her.]

[foolishwren]

Really?

I just assumed you were colorblind so you never noticed them.

_{[SHE HAS A FEELING HE DOES.]}

[show_my_cannons]

Only in one side, kid.

Only one side.

[Is he kidding? Or is he serious? The World May Never Know~]