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Chloe Price ([personal profile] hellablue) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2017-10-03 11:35 am

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[The feed clicks on and Chloe gives a thumbs up as greeting.]

Sup. So, uh- how's the weather been lately? Normal? Any freak storms? Animals acting weird? anyyy... tornados? Asking for a friend, she likes chasing storms.

[Yeah, that's totally believable. She's not asking because she's paranoid that the giant tornado from Arcadia Bay might have followed her here to exact it's revenge on her for, y'know, just existing. She can't help but think she got off easy, that it's going to realize she's in fact still alive, and just...

Ended up in the Pokemon world? Somehow? It's an easier thing for her to accept than it is for most people, considering the alternative was staring directly into that swirling vortex of doom. All things considered it could be worse. But she's waiting for the other shoe to drop.]


Also, how the hell am I supposed to get this loser from eating everything in sight?

[As she speaks, she points the camera at her starter, Munchlax, who's sitting on the ground chowing down on all the nuts and berries Chloe half-heartedly scrounged around for him. It won't leave her alone, so she feels obligated to take care of it.]

You know that friend who always says they aren't hungry but then asks if you're gonna finish your fries? He's that friend but on steroids. I don't share my fries with anybody.

[She sounds so exasperated as she points the camera back at herself.]

I named him Munchies, which didn't offend him as much as I wanted it to. Actually, I don't think he gives a shit.
captainash: (thinking)

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[personal profile] captainash 2017-10-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I... don't think we've had any tornodos since the Sharpedonado, but you'll get freak weather and weird animal behavior at least twice a year, guaranteed.

[Isn't that great?]

With a Munchlax, your grocery bills are already done for. It'll get worse when he evolves, too.
captainash: (open)

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[personal profile] captainash 2017-10-04 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Completely serious. The coastal regions had to deal with flying angry sharks, it was a mess.

[Much like any other tornado, really.]

No do-overs, but you can can others and trade that one away. Or dump it in a forest, but that's cruel and potentially illegal.
captainash: (uh)

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[personal profile] captainash 2017-10-05 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, considering how the weather tends to work around here, I wouldn't be surprised if a few legendaries had watched that movie and thought it was a great idea.

[They've already proven they can be petty and unpleasant, after all.]

Well, if you're going to keep him make sure he learns that lesson about personal space quickly, because if he tries this after he evolves it won't be pretty.
captainash: (happy)

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[personal profile] captainash 2017-10-08 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't accept it too easily when it can still be averted. You should have a few more months before it becomes necessary.

[Probably. Barring unexpectedly swift evolutions.]

Impressive, isn't it? Wait until you see your first PC or teleporter, it makes wonder how far will human science go.
captainash: (confident)

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[personal profile] captainash 2017-10-18 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have PCs that allow you to stock living creatures and take them out at will, though?

[That's the really fun part.]

The teleporters are much more fun, I admit, but they can only bring you somewhere you've already been.