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This is probably going to sound really weird but I have a question about girls. I've never thought about it before back home since there were more important things going on, but|

_{[Gods, okay. Just relax - it's just a simple question, right? What could go wrong?]}

What sort of things do they like? I mean, what do they find cute? I've thought about clothes but I don't know|

I don't know the sizes or anything so I was even thinking about a Pokemon but I think the ones that I'd find cute might scare or not be cute to some girls. I could probably take some ideas from TV or books or something too, though sometimes those can be a little

too dramatic

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I don't know if I can curse her to how much Arcanine shed just yet.

She does have a Furfrou though. And... Gods, I'm not sure. Does an Eevee count as a dog?

Arcanines shed SO MUCH
I had to share a tent with a big one for months

I'm still finding his fur on my clothes

I'm pretty sure Eevees are dogs?

hey!
what about a Spheal?

Be glad you haven't had one try to jump into the bath with you.

I've only ever seen one of those myself|
Like uh...

Really interacted with one, but only to an extent. What's their temperament usually like? And uh... How do you keep it from evolving with a stone? They're kind of... round for a collar, right?

Edited 2018-03-10 01:51 (UTC)

thank the gods
the one I know is like 600 pounds

they're really sweet! I've known a few now and they all just want to roll and play and be friendly all day
if you give them a stone, they just

find a way to hold onto it
I don't know, I haven't questioned it

I didn't know there were more out there the same size as mine
everyone always seemed surprised at how big he was when I either told them or they saw him in person

_{[Did--Did one of Marcel's offspring have eggs of their own?]}

They don't eat it or anything like a Gible would?

oh gods
GIBLES

I have a Gible and he ATE an Everstone and

[Wait... really big Arcanine, knows that Gibles eat Everstones...]

Edited 2018-03-10 15:22 (UTC)

[Bertolt has a really big Arcanine and was THERE when Maul ate the Everstone...]

[Jean quickly makes the text private, but stays on anon for now, just in case he's wrong.]

Bertolt is that you?

_{[And poor Bertolt, in his haste to drop into the same channel, accidentally hits the button that kept him as anon.

They really should make the notification bigger when it's toggled off, or give a confirmation box--}

What?? No

[Ha! It IS Bertolt! Jean drops his own anonymity and calls him immediately. If Bertolt doesn't answer, he'll be getting a long, detailed voicemail message. If he does, Jean is going to launch into what he has to say without even giving Bert a chance to say hello.]

Number one, you're a terrible liar so don't even try it, you hit the button that made you de-anon. Don't worry, the channel's private so only I saw it. And number two, what the flaming fuck? You get a girlfriend and you don't even TELL me about it?!

[What the hell, man?]

_{[He's never been able to ignore a call from Jean - save for that one time on Valentine's, but that was Something Else entirely - so after a moment or two of hesitation, Bertolt picks up.

And immediately makes a... noise. Jean, no.]}

I-It just happened a couple days ago!

So tell me about it!

[Jean is just going to ignore the little ping of hurt that fires up in his chest. Look at this, another one of his friends pairing off on him. He's just going to live in the dump with McGucket forever, that's clearly where this is going.]

What's her name, what's she like? And a Spheal. Get her a Spheal.

_{[Don't tell him this, or else Jean may find himself with a very... tall and awkward wingman. He doesn't really know how a wingman works himself, but it can't be that hard, right? TV is usually pretty good about explaining things!]}

W-Well, uh... Do you remember the contests that were going on back in Celadon?

[Jean isn't going to tell anyone this! Things have already gotten confusing and stressful enough after he admitted his best friend feelings--and gods bless Bertolt for a.) not being weird about it, and b.) not comparing him to Reiner at any point.]

Yeah, I watched them on tv. You and Doodle were great.

[Get to the girlfriend part!]

_{[As far as Bertolt is concerned there will only be one Reiner and one Jean - he can't compare the two for so many reasons. It'd be like trying to compare, say, Krista and Annie. Sure, they have some similarities, but they're two completely different people. Jean and Reiner are both friends of his, and that won't change.

He hopes, at least.]}

I-I was hoping nobody saw that-- Gods, uh... Okay, there was a girl in the same category I was in, um... She had the Staryu. I-It's evolved now, but uh... Her name is Mari.

_{[That Mari. The one who came in second place.]}

[Then you are a better man than most of them, Bertolt.]

The really cute blonde girl?

[Yeah, Jean noticed her, and his voice takes on a tone of wondering admiration.]

She's your girlfriend?

[Damn, son. Tall and sweaty got some game.]

_{[He has to balance out the Terrible Side of him somehow.]}

Y-Yeah. She asked me first, but it's... I feel really nice when I'm around her or talking to her.

_{[Like when he talks to Reiner, or even talks about him. It's that nice, weird fuzzy feeling that also makes him feel a little queasy.]}

I think you'd like her too, um... She has a Mimikyu.

[What terrible side? Surely Bertolt isn't keeping any kind of colossal secret from them, is he?]

Holy shit.

[Jean's voice is full of awe. Here he's been busy learning how to make coffee and attract father figures and grandpas, and Bert's been out convincing hot girls to ask him out. Wonders will never cease.]

You have to tell me everything you did.

[If she has a Mimikyu, that means she has good taste, and Jean approves.]

And if you want to give her a Pokemon, I can breed Fat Ice Dog for you. Or I have a shiny Spheal now! He's pink, so there's a chance his babies might be pink too.

Edited 2018-03-13 11:09 (UTC)

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