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[bleedingunversed]

My Cleffa evolved. Now she's slightly more terrifying and can scream louder.

And of course she immediately tried to get a Moon Stone.

Note to anyone that has one of these little hellspawns: Don't let them evolve. Just don't.

You're better off without these little demons getting any bigger than they already are.

[Attached is a picture of Nort who's wearing a rather dangerous looking grin as she stares at the camera, a Noibat hovering just behind her looking beyond amused.]

I'm pretty sure they're going to kill someone.

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[bleedingunversed]

I must have completely forgot. How silly of me. I guess I was too busy trying to keep myself FROM GETTING MURDERED BY A CLEFAIRY.

[logical_lioness]

Well now you're just being over dramatic. I can send it to you again and this time maybe actually read it?

[bleedingunversed]

I'll lose it again.

[logical_lioness]

[Hermione is getting annoyed at the other end of this text conversation.]

I don't even know why I bother. If you're not even going to make an effort, then don't complain about it. Your pokemon deserves better than that.

[bleedingunversed]

SHE deserves better?! I haven't done anything but try to take care of her since she hatched!

She's the hellspawn not me!

[logical_lioness]

But you're the trainer - you should know better. And if you'd read that book like I suggested it might have actually helped.

[bleedingunversed]

I'm not going to read some stupid book! She's the only Pokemon I've ever had problems with! Even my angry fire breathing dog is easier to handle than she is!

[logical_lioness]

Well that's even more of a reason to read it. How do you know it won't help if you haven't even tried it.

[bleedingunversed]

I'm not reading your stupid book.

[logical_lioness]

Fine. Then stop complaining on the network if you're not going to do anything about it.

[bleedingunversed]

Complaining

What do you want me to do??

She's a hellspawn!! SHE HIT ME WITH FLAMETHROWER.

[logical_lioness]

You deserved it for calling her names and yelling at her.

[bleedingunversed]

You are seriously siding with her

With my crazy ass Cleffa

are you serious right now

[logical_lioness]

Perhaps you should focus more on her than complaining about her on the network, which is completely counter-productive.

[bleedingunversed]

Alright. That's it.

I'm done talking to you.