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[pkemeter]

Greetings. My name is Dr. Egon Spengler. I am looking for participants in a study regarding Psychic Pokémon, particularly telepathic Pokémon, and the effects of their powers on human beings. Participants must be:

• At least 18 years old
  
• Willing to subject themselves to extremely powerful waves of psychokinetic energy
  
• Must currently be human
  
• Must not be deceased or undead in any way
  
• Must not have severe reactions to electric shocks
  
• Must not be pregnant or planning on bearing children in the next five years
  
• Must not be associated with any currently operating law enforcement agency
  
• Previous experience with the Psychic Pokémon is appreciated but not necessary

Participating in this experiment may or may not result in severe to lethal brain trauma or other unspecified side effects. Taking certain medication may alter the results of this experiment. There will be no material compensation beyond the satisfaction that knowledge has been furthered in the name of science. By participating in this experiment, you acknowledge all risk associated with the procedure.

Please contact us if you have any questions regarding the experiment.

[...He didn't...describe the actual experiment in question....]

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[onetwoboom]

spECS WHY DIDNT YOU JUST ASK ME!!!!! i thought we were BROS of SCIENCE :(

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[ghoststanning]

[Ray sees this and immediately looks disappointed at Egon.]

Spengs if you wanted help with an experiment you could have asked me!

[He sounds... genuinely upset that he's not being subjected to electric shocks.]

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[neverstudied]

[If Egon pays attention, he can hear rapidly approaching footsteps from the hallway outside the hotel room. A key turns in the lock, the door is flung open, and-]

Egon, what the fuck are you doing?

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[schachmeister]

[This sounds very dubious. And dangerous.]

I hope you don't mind me asking, but exactly what sort of experiment are you planning?

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[adandyinspace]

WTF IS THIS ABOUT THE BABY THAT EATS MEMORIES

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[synchroswim]

wHYYYYYYY

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[outofhershadow]

wow, this doesn't sound shady AT ALL

like you could just tell everyone that you want to try to fry their brains FOR SCIENCE and you'd sound like a thousand times less crazy
that's just how shady this sounds

[sociallychallenged]

I thought people couldn't be deceased or undead here?

By the way things that were formerly AIs sometimes don't too well with psychic pokemon. My partner fucking got laid out by one when he was temporarily an android again. So you might wanna watch out for sensitive electronics.

[thegreenhornet]

What's the point if you don't get money for this?

[looks like that's what's keeping Britt out of volunteering]