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Gaige the Mechromancer ([personal profile] 2hellwiththe1stlaw) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2017-06-27 02:54 pm

1st Stack of Anarchy [Video]

[As the video feed clicks on it's a familiar background for anyone who's been on Route 29. The girl who appears grinning into the feed is a red haired teen with goggles firmly in place and just a touch of madness in those bright green eyes.]

Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!

It is I, Gaige the MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.

[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]

Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!

[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]


Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman. 

[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]


And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.

[Back to cheerful.]

My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!

Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!
 

fuelthefire: (NO LAST WORDS FOR THE EIGHTH!)

[personal profile] fuelthefire 2017-06-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Don't take the boat!

[Aww, yeah, Gaige, good on you for taking him literally! Even though you're still going to be running...for a few days...]

There's baby fast travels, but not in the baby town. You gotta make it to the bird town.

[AKA Violet. And that's...really a shit poor explanation of how the fast travels here work, but, eh...it's not like she can use one right now anyway.]
fuelthefire: (SHUT-SHUT-SHUT-SHUT UP!)

[personal profile] fuelthefire 2017-06-28 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[And they've spent so long traveling and fighting and slaughtering together, they know what each other's babble means...What a beautiful friendship.]

Pfff! But we're not gonna play fair! We're gonna cheat!

[The fast travel system here doesn't hold a candle to the one on Pandora, but it's better than nothing. And, since the Pandora crew finally got off their butts and out of Ecruteak, more travel stations are open to Krieg! So he can totally backtrack all the way to Violet to wait for his murder buddy.]
fuelthefire: (I FEEL A DEEP DARK WARMTH)

[personal profile] fuelthefire 2017-06-28 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Krieg blinks at that abrupt topic change, squints as he processes it, and grumbles to himself as he considers how to answer. It takes him a moment or so, but he finally spits out:]

He thinks he is.

[Sure, a few people like him. For whatever reason. There's no accounting for taste, after all - just look at Nisha.]

He's still all talk and no spine. He hasn't tried to kill me once!
fuelthefire: (I TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!)

[personal profile] fuelthefire 2017-06-29 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Pfmnahahahahaha! He's gonna be a lot less happy with you here! And I'm gonna be even more!

[Happy, that is. Hopefully that's a double-whammy that ought to make her feel better!]
fuelthefire: (I SMELL THE CRYING)

[personal profile] fuelthefire 2017-07-01 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
HahahahahahAHAHAHAHA!

[Ask and you shall receive...]

No robots or guns but the monsters are pretty good anyway! What'd you get?

['Cos everybody gets a monster, and Krieg wants to see them all!!]
fuelthefire: (SHUT-SHUT-SHUT-SHUT UP!)

[personal profile] fuelthefire 2017-07-01 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Krieg stares at Gaige's new buddy with all of his usual intense interest while she infodumps him, and offers the following insightful observation when she pauses:]

It is an arm!

[A disembodied robot arm, but still, an arm!]

I bet it grows into a badass!

[Though TBF he says that about every Pokemon. He's confident even his small round Whisper Bunny will evolve into something kickass once she gets strong enough.]
fuelthefire: (I'M HERE TO SHANK AND SMILE)

[personal profile] fuelthefire 2017-07-02 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He giggles his unhinged little giggle at her nickname for him, before responding to her question.]

The best ones! The Murder Chicken, the Torch Dragon, the Mud Pony, the Slag Stack, the Spark Ball, and the Whisper Bunny!

[Some of whom look far more badass than others, but Krieg loves them all equally. He randomly grabs one of the pokeballs from his belt and releases the occupant to show her, and the 'Gear's screen quickly fills with the oozing purple face of a Muk. Its droopy little eyes seem to light up when they see Gaige, and it waves one gloppy arm at her and greets her with a cheerful cry of "Muk Muuuuk!"]
fuelthefire: (STOP DYING AT ME!)

[personal profile] fuelthefire 2017-07-04 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfmnahahahaha! It used to smell worse!

[He sounds really proud when he says that...And then he reaches up to pet the Muk's head, which nearly engulfs his hand, because it's...well. Sludge. But Slag Stack looks delighted, closing his droopy little eyes in an unmistakable expression of bliss and surging upward into the pressure, causing Krieg's hand to disappear completely. Krieg simply takes this in stride and keeps petting.]

It used to burn worse, too! Now it hardly stings!

[Who would have guessed that a stinky sludge monster in Krieg's care would lose its foul stench and poison sting? What a world.]

D'you want one? I know where we can catch a bunch!

[He...may be yanking her chain a little here. But it's all in good fun!]
fuelthefire: (SHUT-SHUT-SHUT-SHUT UP!)

That sounds perfect c:

[personal profile] fuelthefire 2017-07-05 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Mnahahahahaha! We'll have an army of slag stacks!

[What a good and delightful day. Everything is good.]

Gotta catch 'em all!

[She'll probably have an easier time not thinking of them as guns once she gets one or two cuddly ones. Or heck, maybe Fe Fe is a cuddler, who knows?]