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victory_road2017-06-27 02:54 pm
1st Stack of Anarchy [Video]
Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!
It is I, Gaige the MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.
[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]
Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!
[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]
Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman.
[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]
And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.
[Back to cheerful.]
My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!
Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!
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[ But she is now jogging down the dirt road.]
Oh come on really? Does this place have fast travel stations? Or a Catch-a-ride?
Some guy back in New Bark tried to get me on a boat.
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[Aww, yeah, Gaige, good on you for taking him literally! Even though you're still going to be running...for a few days...]
There's baby fast travels, but not in the baby town. You gotta make it to the bird town.
[AKA Violet. And that's...really a shit poor explanation of how the fast travels here work, but, eh...it's not like she can use one right now anyway.]
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OK so...this place is too low level noob to have that stuff. That makes sense. You never get the really good travel perks till the middle of the game when you gotta start back tracking.
[He has his version of babbling, she has hers.]
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Pfff! But we're not gonna play fair! We're gonna cheat!
[The fast travel system here doesn't hold a candle to the one on Pandora, but it's better than nothing. And, since the Pandora crew finally got off their butts and out of Ecruteak, more travel stations are open to Krieg! So he can totally backtrack all the way to Violet to wait for his murder buddy.]
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[ Meeting Jack first thing out the gate here was somehow more unpleasant then him trying to blow her up right after getting to Pandora.]
You gotta fill me in. He's not...really you know...liked here is he?
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He thinks he is.
[Sure, a few people like him. For whatever reason. There's no accounting for taste, after all - just look at Nisha.]
He's still all talk and no spine. He hasn't tried to kill me once!
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HA! Something's up then.
I was starting to think this place was gonna blow chunks if he was happy, but if you're here it won't be so bad.
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[Happy, that is. Hopefully that's a double-whammy that ought to make her feel better!]
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[Ask and you shall receive...]
No robots or guns but the monsters are pretty good anyway! What'd you get?
['Cos everybody gets a monster, and Krieg wants to see them all!!]
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Because check out my girl Fe Fe!
[She pops her pokeball and out comes a Beldum, zooming around in a circle and then starring into the camera with it's big red eye.]
I named her after the Periodic name for Iron because that seems to be what she's made from. She's no Deathtrap but I bet I can teach her to kick ALL the ass even without legs...
...or arms.
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It is an arm!
[A disembodied robot arm, but still, an arm!]
I bet it grows into a badass!
[Though TBF he says that about every Pokemon. He's confident even his small round Whisper Bunny will evolve into something kickass once she gets strong enough.]
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[She looks back at Beldum then scoops it out of the air studying what she thought had been it's rear.]
Holyshit you're right! How come you don't grab anything with your butt Fe Fe? That would be so useful!
[Woman, you just met this pokemon an hour ago. Give it time.]
So I just gotta keep making it fight till it levels up right? What kind of monsters do you have meatman?
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The best ones! The Murder Chicken, the Torch Dragon, the Mud Pony, the Slag Stack, the Spark Ball, and the Whisper Bunny!
[Some of whom look far more badass than others, but Krieg loves them all equally. He randomly grabs one of the pokeballs from his belt and releases the occupant to show her, and the 'Gear's screen quickly fills with the oozing purple face of a Muk. Its droopy little eyes seem to light up when they see Gaige, and it waves one gloppy arm at her and greets her with a cheerful cry of "Muk Muuuuk!"]
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[Tina may have big brudder brick, but he's no Krieg that's for sure. Then she sees Muk and squeals.]
It's so GROSS! It looks just like if someone brought Slag to life! Does he smell just as bad?
[Slag is her least favorite element to have used against her, but it works so well when she has Deathtrap to finish the job.]
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[He sounds really proud when he says that...And then he reaches up to pet the Muk's head, which nearly engulfs his hand, because it's...well. Sludge. But Slag Stack looks delighted, closing his droopy little eyes in an unmistakable expression of bliss and surging upward into the pressure, causing Krieg's hand to disappear completely. Krieg simply takes this in stride and keeps petting.]
It used to burn worse, too! Now it hardly stings!
[Who would have guessed that a stinky sludge monster in Krieg's care would lose its foul stench and poison sting? What a world.]
D'you want one? I know where we can catch a bunch!
[He...may be yanking her chain a little here. But it's all in good fun!]
By my estimation Gaige should arrive in violet city on Thursday. I'm thinking of setting up a log.
The best way to play games like this is to have AS MANY GUNS AS POSSIBLE!
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...pokemon. I meant pokemon not guns.
[Gaige, try not to think of your pokemon as guns.]
That sounds perfect c:
[What a good and delightful day. Everything is good.]
Gotta catch 'em all!
[She'll probably have an easier time not thinking of them as guns once she gets one or two cuddly ones. Or heck, maybe Fe Fe is a cuddler, who knows?]