1st Stack of Anarchy [Video]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

[As the video feed clicks on it's a familiar background for anyone who's been on Route 29. The girl who appears grinning into the feed is a red haired teen with goggles firmly in place and just a touch of madness in those bright green eyes.]

Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!

It is I, Gaige the MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.

[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]

Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!

[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]

Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman. 

[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]

And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.

[Back to cheerful.]

My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!

Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!
 

Comments

[thedifferencebetween]

....son of a taint!

[Why? Why? Another freaking Vault Hunter! Why did they keep showing up? And this one...not only a filthy murderous Vault Hunting asshole, but a really friggin' annoying one.]

[Yeah, that sure is Handsome Jack on the video feed. Looking alive and well, if extremely pissed off. He's glaring at the screen like someone just relieved themselves on his pizza.]

[Welcome to Pokeworld, Gaige.]

[brokencode]

You know. I used to spend a lot of time at Cherrygrove. [Hi, Gaige. Angel really didn't know what to say about the whole "I am actually not dead" part so... Here she is.]

Perhaps I can bring you some cupcakes. Unfortunately, we are a bit short on robots and anarchy. I am sure you are going to fix the latter problem, though.

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[fuelthefire]

[Holy shit. Holy shit. He hadn't realized how much he's been missing the other Vault Hunters until just this moment. That face, that voice...It's his very best murder buddy, in the flesh! ...Except not really "in the flesh" because she's on the network.

Clearly they need to fix that.

Here is Krieg - more specifically, his masked face - right up on the 'Gear, one visible eye wide and wild (as usual), voice a growling, excited shout, which just gets louder the longer he goes:]

YOUR FIRST MISSION IS TO MEET UP WITH ME!

YOUR REWARD IS A NOOGIE AND A HIGH FIVE!!

THIS IS NOT AN OPTIONAL SIDE-QUEST!!!

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[toxicodendron_isley]

Well, aren't you vocal?

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[kissmyaspis]

[... The space llama sure likes bringing in the loud Crimson Raider Vault Hunters, huh? What about that Siren, Maya? Athena wouldn't mind if she showed up. She at least had the patience to listen through the full story.

But hey, call her petty but she won't complain too much. Every new arrival that pisses Jack off is good in her book.]

No guns, no missions, no murder. This is a pacifist planet, where the monsters do any fighting that comes up for us.

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[notvaljean]

[Hello, what's this? Someone new on the network who just happens to be about his age and an attractive girl? Time to work the old Jean Kirschtein charm!]

An important question: you say you like cupcakes, but how do you feel about ice cream?

[Getting right down to the important facts.]

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[secondhandsome]

Uh... wow, that sure is an introduction...

...Sorry about your inventions, I guess?

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[moneylogues]

Well, Mechromancer is just about the most ridiculous term I've heard in a while. And that's impressive.

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[a_sin_for_him]

....You're from that Pandora place, aren't you?

[Lust doesn't even need to look at the public responses, after spending so much time with so many of them, she can just tell.]

Aren't you...energetic.

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[charcoalfeather]

[That's... oh my. That's a lot of exclamation points.]

W-well... welcome to Johto. Um, my name's Rakka?