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[As the video feed clicks on it's a familiar background for anyone who's been on Route 29. The girl who appears grinning into the feed is a red haired teen with goggles firmly in place and just a touch of madness in those bright green eyes.]

Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!

It is I, Gaige the MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.

[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]

Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!

[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]

Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman.

[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]

And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.

[Back to cheerful.]

My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!

Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!

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[... The space llama sure likes bringing in the loud Crimson Raider Vault Hunters, huh? What about that Siren, Maya? Athena wouldn't mind if she showed up. She at least had the patience to listen through the full story.

But hey, call her petty but she won't complain too much. Every new arrival that pisses Jack off is good in her book.]

No guns, no missions, no murder. This is a pacifist planet, where the monsters do any fighting that comes up for us.

ATHENA!!!!

[OK, so Jack may be here, but so is Krieg and Athena. That's three awesome people vs. the biggest douche that ever douched. Gaige is starting to feel better.]

Wait...what are you talking about pacifist? I just saw two kids making their rats kill each other for fun.

They don't kill each other. Just knock each other out. It's... bizarre.

[Coming from Athena, who's seen so much in her time with Atlas and as a merc, that's... saying something.]

I have dragons, a dog that can breathe fire, and a cat that can shoot thunder, and they've never killed a single thing.

Seriously?! What are these guys even made out of?

Or...wait...so is THAT why Jack is still alive here? Sonovawhore!

...those do sound super cool though and I want to meet your monster dog and cat and dragons...FREAKING DRAGONS! Do you realize how awesome that sounds?

I don't think... [Actually. Wait. Could whatever weird magic or science or whatever that keeps the pokemon from dying in these fights be keeping them more or less immortal too? Huh...] Actually, you might be on to something. I tried to kill Jack once... almost did, but he just sort of. Disappeared before I could get the final blow in.

[She's still super peeved about that, yup.]

You're going to join up with Krieg, aren't you? He's in Azalea Town with me and the rest of our group, so you can see them when you get here.

Awww damnit! So we really can't kill him?

...well I guess we can just irritate him. That's better then letting him be unharassed right? Like...I don't care how I just want him to suffer.

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