1st Stack of Anarchy [Video]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

[As the video feed clicks on it's a familiar background for anyone who's been on Route 29. The girl who appears grinning into the feed is a red haired teen with goggles firmly in place and just a touch of madness in those bright green eyes.]

Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!

It is I, Gaige the MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.

[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]

Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!

[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]

Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman. 

[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]

And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.

[Back to cheerful.]

My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!

Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!
 

Comments

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Lame straight edgers I bet!

We are....hold on I'm meeting him in...

Violet city! He said bird town or something so I had to kind of guess.

[a_sin_for_him]

That would be Violet. There's a nice bar there, but they require ID.

Of course Krieg can just buy you alcohol.

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Or steal it knowing him.

I could always try and fake it.

[Puts on a fake "Mature" voice. It sounds ridiculous.]

Pardon me. I would like a beverage please.