1st Stack of Anarchy [Video]

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

[As the video feed clicks on it's a familiar background for anyone who's been on Route 29. The girl who appears grinning into the feed is a red haired teen with goggles firmly in place and just a touch of madness in those bright green eyes.]

Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!

It is I, Gaige the MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.

[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]

Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!

[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]

Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman. 

[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]

And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.

[Back to cheerful.]

My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!

Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!
 

Comments

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

Hell yeah! I used to get teased for wanting to play B&B back home but WHOS LAUGHING NOW?

...it's me. I'm the one laughing. Heh.

We'll do whatever you wanna do. I mean I know you've been here longer then me so you've probably already had lots of fun not being you know...grounded. Or whatever you wanna call oversized torture chamber.

But now I'm here so the fun can be doubled!

Come to think of it, what sort of things are you interested in?

[brokencode]

You know I've... really missed you, Gaige. A lot.

[There was a lot Angel could have responded to, but her head was buzzing with excitement, making it hard to formulate the proper words. Putting it in simple terms like that was the best she could do.]

I am... really relaxed, honestly. I enjoy spending afternoons curled up with my pokemon. Sometimes I go for walk and picnics. And I really like getting ice cream.

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

I missed you too!

[Gaige actually softens hearing how Angel likes to spend her days. After all Gaige may be an adrenaline junkie but even she can appreciate the piece and quiet that Angel's describing.]

That actually sounds totally nice...like...nailed it.

I think I'm still in Pandora mode because I didn't even think about something lie a picnic.

...but dude I really...REALLY want to get some ice cream with you. you know the last ice cream I had? A creamsicle back in the school cafeteria like a week before I had to run away.

[brokencode]

It will take awhile for that to wear off. I cannot tell you how long it took me to even be used to people, let alone people that didn't scream and yell about innards.

No offense to Krieg, of course.

[Then again, Krieg usually kept that sort of talk muffled when she was around.]

Then we absolutely will get ice cream together. They have a lot of wonderful flavors here. I think you will enjoy it. And this time, the only running we will have to do is to get ahead on the trails to the next city!