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[As the video feed clicks on it's a familiar background for anyone who's been on Route 29. The girl who appears grinning into the feed is a red haired teen with goggles firmly in place and just a touch of madness in those bright green eyes.]

Helloooo there humans and monsters and all in between!

It is I, Gaige the MIGHTY MECHROMANCER! And I am now en route for...wherever isn't New Barf Town.

[She casts a glance over her shoulder as if to make sure she's not being followed.]

Seriously if they didn't want me to go through their trash and mailboxes and stuff they shouldn't have left stuff in them! It's just common knowledge isn't it? I mean you can't just drop a girl into a new world without any weapons and expect her not to try and improvise!

[Which in her case meant trying and failing to loot New Bark Town for guns. Guns they obviously did not have.]

Anyway sooooo let's get to know each other. As I said I am a Mechromancer which is a godlike combination of scientific genius and badass warrior woman.

[Here her voice turns back to irritated and a little whiny]

And since WHATEVER brought me here decided to separate me from two of my greatest inventions...feh...whatever. I'll just have to start from scratch again.

[Back to cheerful.]

My favorite things are robots, cupcakes, and bringing down corruption through ANARCHY!!!

Who all's out there? You got work for me? A mission? A quest? I'm your girl!

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[Good gods, truly a girl after Jean's own heart!]

Heh, same here. If it's been people all along, then all I have to say is that humans are delicious.

I'm Jean, by the way. Nice to meet you, Gaige.

You too!

[She bursts out laughing then makes a curious face and licks her arm before an over exaggerated gagging and spitting take.]

OK like...maybe some humans are but I need like a months shower to get the taste of Pandora off me...

[And only now did she realize she just made a kind of perverted joke to a sort of cute guy and her face goes red.]

...I mean not that I uh...don't shower I totally do but the place I came from is totally gross and awful and like...I mean...nicetomeetyoutoo!

[She just... oh gods, she just...]

[Awkward, gangly swoon.]

[Jean is ready to open his mouth and say something probably (certainly) ridiculously stupid, but Gaige inadvertently saves herself from its horrors by mentioning Pandora, and Jean brightens. Not that he wasn't bright and cheerfully engaged before, but now moreso.]

You're from Pandora? Do you know Krieg and Angel?

[There could be more than one place called Pandora, but based on their discussion and her comments about it being gross and awful, he can assume.]

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