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[secondhandsome]

[Ever since he got his scar, Tim hasn't been a big fan of using video. But today seems to be an exception. He doesn't even seem all that nervous, actually, which is noteworthy because he's always nervous.]

Okay, uh, I've been thinking lately and... you know what, the whole me not going by my real name thing is getting way too confusing for everyone? Well, actually, it has been since day one. Would've done something about that ages ago, but... [But he was super scared of his ex-boss, you know how it goes, ha ha... ha...] Well, there were... reasons.

Except, uh... those reasons are kinda bullshit? So... whatever I've introduced myself as to anyone, you can go ahead and forget about that.

So to re-introduce myself, my name's Timothy Lawrence. You can shorten that or whatever, so long as you don't call me Jack. Literally anything but Jack, thanks.

Anyway I doubt anyone really needs help telling me apart from that other guy, since it's pretty obvious, but uh. If you're ever not sure, I'm the one that's not a self absorbed asshole.

[And with that not-so-subtle "fuck you" directed at Jack, Tim's out.]