[Video x 2!]

[no_ufo_ending]

( FLAVOR TEXT FOR THE 21st )

[VIDEO, JAN 21]


_{[You hear a familiar woman's voice yelling behind the very shaky camera. There is a living room, some nice windows, and a herd of ever-advancing well-groomed Pokemon with MISTRUST in their eyes. There's a Jigglypuff, an Spheal, a Primarina, and a pair of Umbreons. A little more shaking of the video reveals that the poor camerawoman is on the back of the couch trying to balance.]}

I-it's Henry! They know I'm not her! I've never trained any of these Pokemon before and Lust isn't answering her--my Poke'gear! I don't want to die like this! I think I'm in Goldenrod!


( FLAVOR TEXT FOR THE 25th )

[VIDEO, JAN 25]


<sub>[Since Henry didn't just RUIN FORD'S HAIR like he did to someone, he is far more willing to show his (and Ford's) face to the network. He doesn't look nearly as worried as you'd think he would being stuck in yet another person's body.]

[He's placed the 'gear down somewhere to film himself from afar. For a moment he hesitates and looks at his weird hands, clenching and unclenching them again before addressing the camera.]</sub>

Look what I can do.

_{[Then, Henry in this old old man's body, just does a fucking standing backflip. He staggers when he lands on his feet but soon steadies himself.]}

I'm exposing Mr. Ford Pines for being an actual superhuman.

[Closed] Champ in the Making

[brokencode]

Who: Angel and Armin

Where: Sevii Islands

When: 1/26

Log:

( Read more... )