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[thedifferencebetween]

[Is that a ridiculously fat little Houndour in a gold party hat? Yes. Yes it is. Doom Boner looks thrilled. He's sitting in a plush looking yellow chair with a rocket ship chew toy between his paws. As usual, Jack himself isn't in the shot.]

How's everybody doing today? Handsome Jack here!

I sure hope everybody's doing great. Why? Because according to a little alert on my ECHOgear here, today's a very important day. In fact, it's the anniversary of one of the greatest things to ever happen. And you all get to be a part of it.

It's my birthday!

[And he really does sound pleased about this. Why wouldn't he be? Usually, on his birthday, he's lavished with attention and expensive gifts and all the pomp and adoration he deserves. Why should now be any different?]

I like classy booze, fine cigars, hot chicks in hats...all the good stuff.

And before anyone asks, no, vanilla is not an acceptable cake flavor.

It's vanilla.

Vanilla sucks.

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[thedifferencebetween]

I dunno, it's gotta to be a hell of a cake to carry vanilla...

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[pipers_son]

What, like a lady with not much clothes poppin’ outta it?

[He saw that on tv, once. People back home would have had a heart attack at the idea of it.]

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[thedifferencebetween]

Oh, I get that kind of cake, I don't care what the frosting is.

It's all about the filling!

'Scantily clad chick' is my favorite kind.

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[pipers_son]

Well, I’m afraid I don’t know many ladies who I could get ta do that on such short notice. If ya stick around for another year, I’ll keep the date in mind and see what I can do for ya then. Sound good for ya?

[Is he joking or serious? The world may never know with Joker.]

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[thedifferencebetween]

Hoping that next year, I won't be here. I'll be back home in my lavish turbo-mansion, with the latest crop of Hyperion's Next Top Model feeding me rare fruit.

But if the worst comes to pass...yeah, that sounds good.

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[pipers_son]

Now don’t that sound like the high life. I don’t blame ya for wantin’ ta go back. Still, at least you’ll have somethin’ ta look forward ta if ya stick around a while.

And if for whatever reason we end up with all the women disappearin’ or something, I can always jump outta the cake instead. I like ta think I’m pretty enough.

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[thedifferencebetween]

The friggin' highest, cupcake. It's so good to be the king!

...yeah, you are pretty.

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[pipers_son]

Then it all works out!

Name's Joker, by the way. Ya didn't ask, but I figured it's only polite if I end up jumpin' out of a cake.

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[thedifferencebetween]

That something you picked yourself, or did your parents have really specific expectations for you?

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[pipers_son]

Ha. Choice of mine. I figured it’d be appropriate if I was gettin’ inta the circus business.