Jul. 23rd, 2016 08:51 am

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thedifferencebetween: (what could go wrong?)
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[Is that a ridiculously fat little Houndour in a gold party hat? Yes. Yes it is. Doom Boner looks thrilled. He's sitting in a plush looking yellow chair with a rocket ship chew toy between his paws. As usual, Jack himself isn't in the shot.]

How's everybody doing today? Handsome Jack here!

I sure hope everybody's doing great. Why? Because according to a little alert on my ECHOgear here, today's a very important day. In fact, it's the anniversary of one of the greatest things to ever happen. And you all get to be a part of it.

It's my birthday!

[And he really does sound pleased about this. Why wouldn't he be? Usually, on his birthday, he's lavished with attention and expensive gifts and all the pomp and adoration he deserves. Why should now be any different?]

I like classy booze, fine cigars, hot chicks in hats...all the good stuff.

And before anyone asks, no, vanilla is not an acceptable cake flavor.

It's vanilla.

Vanilla sucks.
usedflareblitz: (just a little hush; babe)
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((OOC: content warning for drinking, additional angst, and spoilers. opt-out is yonder.

EDIT: general catch-all for the month of July, its events, for the entire RWBY cast (minus Ruby herself) is over here if you prefer an action thread that isn't. well. this mess :V ))


[ did people know Yang could sing? she's not halfway bad, but the clarity is diminished by the rasp of her voice, and something else that dulled the edge of her tone. the former has to do with the redness of her eyes and the matching dark circles beneath them. the latter's cause is more obvious: five empty bottles of beer placed neatly back in the cardboard holder beside her on the park bench.

it could just be Yang's choice of song, too. it started out optimistic, but did not carry that mood throughout the entire piece. by the end Yang sounds more tired than she's ever been, and raises her remaining half-empty bottle toward the night sky. her tone is bitter. her words slurred slightly. ]


To Penny... may she wake up from her coma with some good memories for once. If anyone deserves some, it's her.

[ one drink from the bottle. another toast into the air. ] To Ruby, who's ... gone on her way to Haven or somewhere by now. Probably.

[ one last drink. one last toast. this is the part where good kids should be in bed (or at least turn off the broadcast). ] And to me! Happy fucking birthday, Yang "Danger" Xiao Long.

[ Yang finishes the bottle, glares at it in disappointment, then almost drops it, but her new Houndoom takes it in his mouth at the last moment to save it from a grizzly fate. ] Huh? Oh. Thanks Drei. You're a good dog. [ she tries to reach out with her right hand to pat him on the snout except... there's no arm to do that with. one futile wriggle of her stump, hidden safe from view behind the tied off sleeve of her top, left Yang frowning. ] Who'm I kidding. The only person I'm a danger to is myself.
usedgravity: From icon-princess.tumblr.com (Ochako or Uraraka?)
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[Ochako's only seen a panda once before, and it was in a zoo by itself. The idea she might see one in the wild was pretty unbelievable. The idea that she might see more than one? Pretty amazing. The idea that there might be dozens of miniature spinning pandas overrunning the route to the point that she is literally tripping over them is kind of mind-melting.]

Awawawa, th, they're so cute! I mean, there's so many of them!

[It's hard to tell if Ochako is panicking because of their numbers or... just overwhelmed by their cuteness. Or... getting... nauseous... because of all... the spinning...

In any case, the poor girl is stuck in the middle of a whole mosh pit of them, waving her hands as her swablue, hoppip and noibat all fly around in her in a panicked fluster, not sure what to do. The spindas aren't really attacking Ochako and they're too short to reach them, but it's pretty worrying how many have surrounded them...

You can come help, or leave her to her furry doom... or maybe you're the one who needs help from spinning mass?]
thedifferencebetween: (screw you)
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[Audio]

What the hell's with all the flowers?

[That's really all Handsome Jack is concerned with, at the moment.]

Seriously.

What the hell?


[Action]

[Freaking flowers.]

[They're everywhere. The sidewalks look like the aftermath of some kind of soft core snowstorm already and more just keep falling from...he doesn't even know. A pocket dimension, who the hell knows? He's been standing outside his usual cafe for hardly a handful of minutes, and already there are pastel petals in his hair and flowers clinging to his blazer and getting caught on his watches and in the hinges of his mask.]

[Not to mention floating in his overly-sweet coffee.]

[It's too much to hope for that the rain of flora is at least recreationally viable. The only kind of highs plants around here give are not fun ones. This planet sucks. If it weren't so clearly ripe for the picking, with nobody else even thinking about grabbing it, he doubts he could find anything redeeming about it at the moment. It's not even terrible, it's just stupid and annoying. Everything is stupid and annoying.]

[He sighs audibly, covering his face with his hand and adopting a dramatically irritated pose.]

[His nose is starting to itch. And he's got to bike back through this ridiculous weather. With his stupid fat puppy. That's rolling in the flowers because of course the scary bone dog named Doom Boner loves flowers.]

[What did he ever do to deserve this?]
wildfaunusfled: i was a key that could use a little turning (you were there like a slow torch burning)
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[She shouldn't post. Honestly, so long as anyone she knows is here Blake is half tempted to just throw this damn thing away - not because she does not want to see anyone again, but because what possible chance is there that they'd want to see her again? From the posts she's seen vigorously scouring the network they're from earlier down the timeline, which is one of the many concepts that completely baffled her on entry, but hopefully she'll get it eventually?

But there's no way she can hide who she is, no matter how she slices it. If she posts, she'll be found out eventually. If she doesn't, she'll be found out eventually. She's read through all her teammates' posts as research, and then some. Blake Belladonna came up. This isn't what she had wanted to happen, but how could she have predicted... this?

Her voice is even and low, with just the barest hint of a rasp to it.]


Hello. My name is Blake Belladonna, but... some of you already know me. I think I understand this place from what I've been told, but if anyone else has something I should know, I would welcome the advice. And...

[There's a long pause as she turns what she should say next over in her head.]

If anyone is looking for me, I'm leaving this town now. I won't be travelling very fast.

[Click! Off.]

( ooc: blanket warning for rwby v3 spoilers in the comments! please specify up front if you don't want them! )
usedflareblitz: (you and I nursing on)
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Who: Yang Xiao Long & others!
What: largely listless loitering
Where: Goldenrod City
When: prompts start on 6/1, extending into the weekend
Warnings: during the transfer from R29, Yang was given a canon update. she is now a walking spoiler for the end of Volume 3 of RWBY. as a result certain uncomfortable topics that may arise in dealing with her. I have an opt-out post which extends past just replying to this log. I'd appreciate it if you took a look there before replying at least to brace yourself. castmate threads will be especially difficult, so stalk those at your own risk!

But there are complications of a different kind )

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