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victory_road2016-07-23 08:51 am
thedifferencebetween) wrote in victory_road2016-07-23 08:51 am
Entry tags:
- athena (borderlands),
- blake belladonna (rwby),
- death (the sandman),
- draculaura (monster high),
- handsome jack (borderlands),
- hanna falk cross (hinabn),
- joker (kuroshitsuji),
- mafuyu kurosaki (oresama teacher),
- papyrus (undertale),
- rosa farrell (final fantasy 4),
- venom snake (metal gear),
- weiss schnee (rwby),
- wrath (fullmetal alchemist)
Video Post
[Is that a ridiculously fat little Houndour in a gold party hat? Yes. Yes it is. Doom Boner looks thrilled. He's sitting in a plush looking yellow chair with a rocket ship chew toy between his paws. As usual, Jack himself isn't in the shot.]
How's everybody doing today? Handsome Jack here!
I sure hope everybody's doing great. Why? Because according to a little alert on my ECHOgear here, today's a very important day. In fact, it's the anniversary of one of the greatest things to ever happen. And you all get to be a part of it.
It's my birthday!
[And he really does sound pleased about this. Why wouldn't he be? Usually, on his birthday, he's lavished with attention and expensive gifts and all the pomp and adoration he deserves. Why should now be any different?]
I like classy booze, fine cigars, hot chicks in hats...all the good stuff.
And before anyone asks, no, vanilla is not an acceptable cake flavor.
It's vanilla.
Vanilla sucks.
How's everybody doing today? Handsome Jack here!
I sure hope everybody's doing great. Why? Because according to a little alert on my ECHOgear here, today's a very important day. In fact, it's the anniversary of one of the greatest things to ever happen. And you all get to be a part of it.
It's my birthday!
[And he really does sound pleased about this. Why wouldn't he be? Usually, on his birthday, he's lavished with attention and expensive gifts and all the pomp and adoration he deserves. Why should now be any different?]
I like classy booze, fine cigars, hot chicks in hats...all the good stuff.
And before anyone asks, no, vanilla is not an acceptable cake flavor.
It's vanilla.
Vanilla sucks.
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[... Ugh, did she just give Jack hope? This whole conversation really is messing with her. Gross.]
[video]
[He knows damn well he did, but he's keeping up appearances.]
I mean, I know they can do it. But knowing my luck with loved ones... it ain't happening.
[He can look back over a lifetime of nothing but losing the people he gave any kind of a crap about. One way or another.]
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Has anyone figured out how they do it yet?
[Yeah she's not going the MY LUCK IS HORRIBLE route, because like hell is she going to indulge Jack in a pity party.]
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As far as I know, the tech's still in its infancy. All those rumors about Hyperion having machines to do it are just rumors. Not that we aren't trying. But it's...it's pretty damn impossible.
You ever seen a Lab Rat? That's the best anybody's ever done.