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[thedifferencebetween]

[Is that a ridiculously fat little Houndour in a gold party hat? Yes. Yes it is. Doom Boner looks thrilled. He's sitting in a plush looking yellow chair with a rocket ship chew toy between his paws. As usual, Jack himself isn't in the shot.]

How's everybody doing today? Handsome Jack here!

I sure hope everybody's doing great. Why? Because according to a little alert on my ECHOgear here, today's a very important day. In fact, it's the anniversary of one of the greatest things to ever happen. And you all get to be a part of it.

It's my birthday!

[And he really does sound pleased about this. Why wouldn't he be? Usually, on his birthday, he's lavished with attention and expensive gifts and all the pomp and adoration he deserves. Why should now be any different?]

I like classy booze, fine cigars, hot chicks in hats...all the good stuff.

And before anyone asks, no, vanilla is not an acceptable cake flavor.

It's vanilla.

Vanilla sucks.

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[oldestfriend]

No aging! But you can still get diseases, like, you know- [She waggles her fingers with a grin.] -herpes, because you didn’t use protection or something. So you might end up completely covered in warts or something. Lose a leg. You know, that kinda stuff.

[thedifferencebetween]

Well, in that case...I mean, I always use protection, and where I come from, people pay ridiculous amounts of money to get their limbs replaced with cybernetics. So I'm pretty covered there.

[Jack grins right back. Oh, he likes her. She's fun.]

And since I've already lived through the worst bits of the whole immortality deal...I dunno. It's tempting, I gotta say.

[oldestfriend]

Hey, don’t tempt Murphy’s law!

[She laughs, and grins up to the server when their wine gets brought over.]

Good on you for using protection, I’m sure it’s appreciated. So, know what you want?