Egon Spengler (
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Greetings. My name is Dr. Egon Spengler. I am looking for participants in a study regarding Psychic Pokémon, particularly telepathic Pokémon, and the effects of their powers on human beings. Participants must be:
Please contact us if you have any questions regarding the experiment.
[...He didn't...describe the actual experiment in question....]
- At least 18 years old
- Willing to subject themselves to extremely powerful waves of psychokinetic energy
- Must currently be human
- Must not be deceased or undead in any way
- Must not have severe reactions to electric shocks
- Must not be pregnant or planning on bearing children in the next five years
Must not be associated with any currently operating law enforcement agency- Previous experience with the Psychic Pokémon is appreciated but not necessary
Please contact us if you have any questions regarding the experiment.
[...He didn't...describe the actual experiment in question....]
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i mean
that would go some way to repairing the betrayal i just experienced, yes. i graciously accept your offer. and humbly request a fancy lab coat. for science.
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Spengs if you wanted help with an experiment you could have asked me!
[He sounds... genuinely upset that he's not being subjected to electric shocks.]
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I had already anticipated your willingness to assist me. Therefore, I found it to be irrelevant to ask you in the first place.
[He still hasn't said what his experiment is.]
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Great! It's been too long since we've done a real experiment together!
So I'm guessing this is about Ko, right? Unless you're borrowing Sig for another experiment?
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Egon, what the fuck are you doing?
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I am preparing an experiment by asking for participants over the network.
[Stated as if he were talking about the weather.]
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[The Murkrow on Venkman's shoulder looks absolutely delighted about all of this.]
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I hope you don't mind me asking, but exactly what sort of experiment are you planning?
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I'm planning on testing the limits of Kölliker's power. Kölliker is a Duosion under my care and I hope to use this experiment to come up with some sort of precaution against psychic attacks. Back in my home dimension, I was going to trepan my own head and put in a metal plate, but one of my partners attempted to stop me.
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Well, I'm certainly not advocating for the procedure, but have you talked to Mr Pines about that subject? He has a metal plate in his head himself. He might be able to give you more insight.
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Oh, do you mean Sigourney? No, it's not about her.
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For the purpose of expanding knowledge? Why else?
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what kind of sane person would sign up for that???? cuz i dont wanna meet that guy!
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like you could just tell everyone that you want to try to fry their brains FOR SCIENCE and you'd sound like a thousand times less crazy
that's just how shady this sounds
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I will take that into consideration the next time I try and make a call for participants. But I will assure you that this experiment is legitimate.
[Is he...being serious?]
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like i can definitely appreciate the transparency here
but seriously anyone who signs up for this would be SO DUMB that they probably won't even have enough brain function to get hit with this stuff
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By the way things that were formerly AIs sometimes don't too well with psychic pokemon. My partner fucking got laid out by one when he was temporarily an android again. So you might wanna watch out for sensitive electronics.
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...Your partner was previously an android? That's fascinating. I'm assuming he comes from a world where AI is advanced enough to be considered sapient?
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[looks like that's what's keeping Britt out of volunteering]
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The furthering of scientific knowledge?
[Isn't that enough to motivate people?]
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