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[dosomethingslacker]

[It's fairly quiet wherever Tucker is, just a couple quiet noises in the background here and there, like animals shifting around.]

Okay, so. Been a while and I got a couple questions now that this whole universe thing is done flipping its shit.

We got this dex thing on our phones, and it's pretty useful. But here's my question. How d'you know when your animals stop changing? Like, is there a line somewhere, because my stuff doesn't register anything new until I run into something new. That make sense? [Tucker literally just poke around on your fucking dex, it's not hard.]

Other question. I've been here a fucking while and got a job and shit, but please tell me there's something like a bank around. It's starting to be a pain in the ass carrying the money around like this, surely a place like this has banks. Someone tell me I'm not crazy. I'll take dumb over crazy at this point.

[There's a quiet moment, then a breath as he gets ready to AND ANOTHER THING, hesitates and decides nah fuck it.]

[ACTION - Goldenrod]

[If you ever wanted to see a groan man strike out so hard so fast, look no further than Tucker trying and failing multiple times to talk the cashier at the nearest pokemart into getting drinks with him. And the nurse at the nearby Center.

Sighing carrying a couple bags of groceries down the street and gives a not-exactly-family-friendly smile to the woman waiting by the bus bench.

He's not exactly batting a thousand when he takes a seat and sighs.] Should've asked what it takes to get a quickie around here.

☆68☆ [Video] - Surf Day

[tearsofademon]

[The feed turns on, and the scene is... a bathroom, which is kind of flooded. The bathtub is filled with water, and a certain recently-evolved homicidal starfish is chilling in there, pretty calmly for anyone who has ever seen Arius before, especially considering the sparkly Lumineon sharing the space. But that's not the flooded part. Honestly, that looks the most normal. The waves in there could be from the fish swimming around.

Everything else is soaked. Someone (cough probably Rose cough) apparently noticed the water acting funny and stopped up the sink to observe it (it's off now, but one gets the feeling it hasn't been for long), where a male Jellicent is cheerfully letting the waves lap at his tentacles, though the splashing keeps escaping the sink and making a mess on the floor.

And an Inkay has somehow managed to find its way into the toilet. It looks kind of lost and confused, itself.

Ryner just lets this scene sink in before addressing it, with the tone of someone who wouldn't exactly mind one of these days being able to say he's seen it all and mean it.]

Is... anybody else getting this? This whole waves in water that shouldn't have any thing, I mean. The mess is a pain, but it's manageable, but the waves...

Also this little guy came in through the toilet somehow? [indicating the Inkay] So, ahh, watch out, I guess.