Oct. 17th, 2016 09:01 pm
1st Illusion [Video - Pallet Town]
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[When given the opportunity to drop three thousand dollars on ill-advised ferry tickets, GOB takes both the offer and the ferry. It is, alas, not as much like a yacht as he'd have hoped, and they also seemed to lack a sense of humor regarding "squatters."
He's not entirely sure he isn't dreaming all this, though it's gone on for quite a few days longer than usual if it is, but luckily enough, cell phones seem to work roughly the same over here as they did back... you know, over there. There's a requisite amount of fiddling and focusing and fussing before the video stabilizes and GOB -- this forty(ish) year old guy with a receding hairline not entirely hidden by his new hat-- gets to talking.]
So, here's a quick question: we don't gotta poke holes into these… red... ball... things, right? And they're not… all squished up in there, either? I mean, you know how it is. You walk into a door just once and then you've gotta call some guy about the insurance policy…
Wait, there's no insurance policies here, right? I mean, even if there was, there's no way I'm paying— what, like fourteen thousand Poké-dollars for a piece of paper, come on.
He's not entirely sure he isn't dreaming all this, though it's gone on for quite a few days longer than usual if it is, but luckily enough, cell phones seem to work roughly the same over here as they did back... you know, over there. There's a requisite amount of fiddling and focusing and fussing before the video stabilizes and GOB -- this forty(ish) year old guy with a receding hairline not entirely hidden by his new hat-- gets to talking.]
So, here's a quick question: we don't gotta poke holes into these… red... ball... things, right? And they're not… all squished up in there, either? I mean, you know how it is. You walk into a door just once and then you've gotta call some guy about the insurance policy…
Wait, there's no insurance policies here, right? I mean, even if there was, there's no way I'm paying— what, like fourteen thousand Poké-dollars for a piece of paper, come on.