005 ♟ video

[secondhandsome]

[So it's been... a while since "Jack" (or Not-Jack, or whatever you know him as) has been on the network. And the video doesn't even show him, actually. Instead everyone gets an angled view from... the ground? Looks like someone dropped his gear. Other things visible include a pond nearby, with a gold Magikarp flailing... on the grass next to it, rather than in the water.]

Okay, wow. Yeah, thanks buddy, that's exactly how I wanted to start this off. [A sigh and now Tim's legs are visible as he walks over to the gear.] Annnnd... it's recording. Because of course it is.

[The gear is being picked up now. Still not showing Tim's face, but the Magikarp is still very visible! Look at her jump over and over.

Actually, huh. Kinda looks like the Magikarp is jumping closer and closer to the water. Slowly but surely...]

Oh geez. Uh, sorry about this, I was just... trying to get a video of some of my newly evolved Pokemon and uh... yeah, my Persian wanted the attention all for himself I guess? [There's a curious "Mrow!" and said Persian's face suddenly appears at the edge of the screen.] Okay, don't try to at all innocent now.

Geez, this is a mess. Kinda amazed it's seriously recording. [More Magikarp flopping. Flop... Flop...] Anyway, I guess I'm sorta showing off my Persian now anyway. So I guess this still sorta works-- [And splash! The Magikarp has made it to the water, disappearing underneath! Then... suddenly a glowing spot appears on the surface?] Uh... Wait, what was--

[And that's all he gets to say before he's suddenly interrupted by a red Gyarados suddenly shooting out of the... way too small pond, loudly roaring, and water spraying everywhere. And now everyone gets a look at Tim's face, finally. His very shocked, scarred face. Actually, that scar might be pretty new to anyone who hasn't talked to him in a wh-- Oh, wait, right. Elephant in the room. Well. Gyarados in the room.]

Oh, what the f--

[Yeah, let's cut it off right now. Someone wasn't exactly, uh, prepared for this evolution.]

second video;

[notvaljean]

[The video feed opens with the image of two similar Pokemon eggs —Litton ones, for those familiar with them— nestled together on a bed. A blanket has been haphazardly draped around them, creating the sort of shoddy nest a teenaged boy would make. The round top of an Electrode is just barely visible on the bottom edge of the screen.

Jean doesn’t poke his own head onto the vid, but his voice can be heard. Really, at this point, more people on the network recognize Blitz than him.]

Someone gave us these eggs. [He doesn't specify if it was a man or woman who gifted them the eggs because... he's not entirely sure. Is Blanche a woman or a man? He just doesn't know.] Do we need to do anything special with them?

[He's not going to sit on them to keep them warm, that's for sure. Jean's ass is narrow and bony and would break their shells.]

And what's inside them? Are we going to get birds?

[As Jean speaks, a small round Rowlet lands on the bed, hopping closer to the two eggs. She seems to be giving them a very sullen stink-eye, before she flutters up, readying her feathery vengeance on the intruders. Armin hurries into the background, scooping her out of the air in a rush, knocking into Blitz the douchy Electrode in the process. A zap, an oww, and a soft, exasperated sigh from Jean later and the feed goes black.]

[ooc: responses will be coming from both Jean and Armin.]