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Holy crap, it's still winter?

What the hell is with this planet, the days are over like that but the seasons just hang around.

Oh, and? Goldenrod sucks in the winter. It really does. I just went on a friggin vacation and I'm feeling stir crazy already. I mean, sure, it's great for getting work done, but all work and no play....

So I'm thinking since this reign of frigid cold refuses to loosen its grip, may as well try and find a way to enjoy it! Make it work for me.

[In ways that don't involve leaving people to freeze to death or making cool ice mazes to leave people to die in. It's so hard to have fun around here sometimes.]

I've been reading about these ski resorts in Blackthorn, those sound pretty sweet! Deluxe packages, all the amenities, in room Jacuzzi option, killer slopes, a resort full of employees to wait on me and cater to my every need... why let the snow kick my ass when I can kick snow's ass? Plus it sounds like there's some pretty badass Pokemon up there. Always looking for more of those.

Yeah, I'm booking a stay. Any of my usual crew can come, if you want.

You know who you are.

[A pause]

And by 'come if you want', I mean 'pack your shit, we're going skiing'.