[video]

[meteorman]

[It's Starter Appreciation Day, you say? Well someone is absolutely down to celebrate that. The 'gear clicks on from within what appears to be... a tattoo parlor? That must be it, judging by the art adorning the walls.

Funny enough, Ford is nowhere to be seen. Instead the camera is focused on Roswell, who is holding up a notepad with her psychic powers in addition to the 'gear. She isn't really equipped for vocal speech, but she's been with Ford long enough now that she's learned to write fairly effectively. The notepad isn't even open to the front, suggesting the other pages are already taken up by other notes. She uncaps the pen floating by the notebook and begins to write. Her penmanship isn't perfect, but she writes in all-caps to compensate. As she writes she also psychically projects (so that other Pokémon who haven't learned to read can understand her.]

I HAVE BEEN TOLD IT IS A DAY TO APPRECIATE STARTERS. I WOULD LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE.

( cut for a lot of one trenchcoat alien being sappy )

[And, for her fellow Pokémon, a psychic message:]

Tell me about your Humans. What are they like?

[Pokémon only Cool Kids Club!!!]