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[protectshope]

[The first oddity to Madoka was the sensation of waking up. She's constantly appearing where needed and hasn't slept since her wish, so waking up from sleep is already a red flag. The pink haired wanders out of the house in a daze, with Audino by her side. It's only as she stands in front of the route that she remembers she picked up what reminded her of a phone.

Welp... As long as she's dreaming...?]

Hello...? This is Madoka... Kaname? [Can she use that surname anymore?

Shaking her head, she continues.]

If this is a dream... and this must be a dream, right?

So if it's a dream... As Sayaka-chan and Mami-san out there? Or, um... Homura... chan? [She pauses, then looks downwards to the left. Her Audino looks back up at her. Madoka points her video at her,] 

Is this what Incubators look like in this world? Or... This dream, or... Uiiie, I'm so confused. [Madoka's dazed calm is threatened by panic,] What's going on?!

18th Run - Fool's Gold?? (backdated to the 25th)

[rambling_runner]

[ Today's network post is coming to you from the Lake of Rage, where Ash is clearly sat in a boat. He's angled the camera to just show himself but it's pretty obvious he's hiding the person next to him. It sounds like Noctis. ]

Guys guys! So, me and Noctis have gone fishing at the Lake of Rage. There's some pretty cool Pokemon out here, but this is my first time fishing so I ain't having much luck. I caught a really cute Skrelp but, I need you all to see what Noctis here fished up. Now if you're thinking 'Wait, Noctis, isn't that the handsome Magikarp guy who has a horde of Gyarados that gives him domain over the seas?' You're completely right. So I'll give ya all five seconds to guess what he caught.

[ Five seconds pass, with Ash grinning. ]

Okay, if you guessed Magikarp... You're right! But you're also wrong! [ He finally turned the camera to show Noctis, complete with fisher's cap, cuddling a shiny golden Magikarp. ]

He caught a shiny one! I didn't know you could find these kinda Pokemon in the wild! I mean, it figures Noct would be the one to find a shiny Magikarp and all-
Ass! [ Noctis shoved Ash with a smile, who just laughed. ]
I'm just saying! You're basically the King of Karps, with your numerous mighty Gyarados steeds and a whole battling team of em. And now, a literal goldfish! So yeah I dunno how rare it is - except for super rare - but just, behold this man, and his magnificent god-damn Magikarp!