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[worstfieldtripever]

[For most people, waking up in an entirely different universe would bring up a lot of questions. Where am I? What's going on? How do I get home? But not Peter. Peter only has one question.]

Oh man! I've had to make a lot of hard choices in my life.
Like this one time, there was this girl I liked who wanted to hang out with me, but I had some other obligations. Man, that was a toughie.
But this one is proooobably the hardest one I've ever had to make in my entire life.
Johto or Kanto??
The ferry is right there! It's calling my name. "Peter! Ride me!"
Wait that sounds weird, can we redo that? "Peter! Relive your childhood! Go to Kanto!"
Yeah that's a way less weird. There we go. Anyway, so yeah then you've got Johto, which is new and different and full of cool stuff, I assume.
Ugggggh I'm so indecisive. Internet, help!

[It's like when you realize you're dreaming and go buck wild. He could worry about how to get home or any number of other things he probably should be worrying about, but he's. He's got a Pokemon. Everything else is invalid.]