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[distantfuture]

Are Gengar supposed to be able to steal your shadow? Because I think one just did.

And, um, I think he's scared of Nora, my Farfetch'd. He is running away from her and I'm not sure how to stop him so I can get my shadow back.

[Like, for real, he's just watching this Gengar run away from an angry Farfetch'd who won't stop whacking him with her leek if he tries to get out of the shadow. It was better than getting the wits scared out of him earlier that day, though.]