[VIDEO]

[castlethrasher]

fuck how do you. hold on... wait. i think i got it—

[The video begins shakily as someone off-screen fumbles with their PokeGear, but is eventually corrected. Once properly focused, viewers are greeted with a rather odd incredibly cool-looking girl and a tiny shark gremlin relaxing in a mud bath.

Her face is heavily obscured by two things: a large mass of bushy, dark purple hair; and a ridiculous-looking super dope mask. There are a few differences though—the scaly pattern is purple in color, and the teeth are yellow instead of red. There appears to be a zipper along the front, hidden in the fabric. The only part of her face that's really visible are two piercing, amber eyes.]

'sup.

So I, uh. Wasn't planning on posting anything since I figured I'd be out of here by now. But since it's been a week and I'm still stuck in "Johto" or whatever, I figured I'd at least say hey, I guess.

And yeah, I know it's been a week and I'm still in Cherrygrove. Kiss my ass. I've been hanging out for a while. It's chill here.

[In actuality, she'd visited the Pokemon Center, then tried to book it to Violet City. She realized quickly though that she was in over her head (especially with only one Pokemon that wasn't in a shell) and made her way back to Cherrygrove to figure out what to do next. The spa she'd passed up the first time through would probably be a good place to figure it out.]

When I do yeet out of here tho, I'd like to have more than just one Pokemon with me. Might be a good idea. [She turns to her Gible and pats it on the head.] Don't worry about it little guy. Y'did great.

Ssssooooo........anybody know when these are supposed to hatch? [She motions toward the eggs resting on on the edge of the bath.] They've been shakin' around 'n' shit, but nothing's really—

[With just about perfect timing, one of the eggs starts to shake. Then it starts shaking a bit faster. And then,

it shakes itself off the edge, and into the mud.]

FUCK

[She reaches for the egg quickly, only to recoil when a bright light smashes the egg apart from the inside.

When the light fades, viewers can see her amber eyes twinkling in awe as she gazes upon a small, red sword.]

Red Buster.....

[It's not really clear what exactly her quiet whisper means, but she snaps out of it quickly and faces the camera.]

SO UHHHH.....THIS IS SICK AS HELL

This one looks different than what I saw in the egg catalog—is that okay?? Did I fuck up iS THIS BECAUSE I DROPPED IT IN MUD

[She doesn't seem like she's usually the emotive type, but right now she looks equal parts real worried and absolutely ecstatic.]