video;

[breakyourlife]

[The video opens up on a Miltank, dozing peacefully, surrounded by... fourteen eggs?? They seem to be sorted into four distinct piles, all nested snuggly in what is hopefully clean laundry. Maybe it's not so difficult to tell that they aren't all hers. She just so happens to be the designated egg sitter.]

So, uh... I guess December is the time of year cows have babies.

[In this case it might understandable he's come to this conclusion... there are a lot of eggs. He seems to be stressed out by this, and his voice is kind of shrill.]

If anyone wants some, please take them. I can't train all these!

I have Tauros, Miltank, Numel... every kind of cow there is except Bouffalant. They got new trainers already. I guess I'd better keep Other Bessie away from th--

[The rest of his sentence is cut off by a sharp yelp. The camera pans down to show a shaky shot of Steve's socked foot bang in the middle of a puddle. Presumably this isn't part of his planned video.]

How do you keep doing that?

[A Snorunt can be heard giggling somewhere off screen before the camera cuts out completely.]

((OOC: An egg post with all the available Pokémon can be found here! OOC claims are welcome in the top thread. Anyone I pinged previously and/or in Team Rocket is still welcome to claim one as a backdated Christmas gift if they haven't already.))

VIDEO - THANKS SNORUNT [WHIRLPOOL ISLAND CAVES]

[insidescoop]

[When Carly comes on screen, she looks...tired.

She's also in a cave, dressed for the weather and surroundings- very wet, damp surroundings, despite the handy lighting currently being provided by Boo the Gourgeist. Egg capsule strapped on her back, escape ropes on her side, and pokegear...floating in front, apparently she's got her rotom with her today, it's pretty clear why she's so tired soon enough.

Behind Carly, are none other than the legendary....Legend Seekers. Fortunately out of earshot, and currently actually doing something normal- namely eating some snacks they fortuitously remembered to bring.]

...So I met the Legend Seekers, [she starts dryly, adjusting her glasses in a manner that could almost be called morose.]

...

They're about what you would expect.

[....] Turns out they're pretty rich too, so that's...a surprise?

[Help her. She is trapped between the ever tempting ideal of good pay, and...

...whatever these guys represent.]