Guess what, everybody? Rose and I are Breeders now!
[That sure is Greg's face taking up most of the screen. After a moment, though, whatever pokemon is holding the Pokegear camera for him backs up and everyone will be able to see Rose in the background, lovingly arranging blankets around what looks like nearly a dozen pokemon eggs, while Greg's four Oricorio hover protectively.
Both Rose and Greg are wearing official Breeders' aprons.]See, Rose got this special egg carrier for Christmas with this egg in it--it hatched into this cute little pink guy?--and the two of us got to talking about things and anyway, we both agreed that helping Pokemon make eggs was something we
both want to do. So we went to get registered as breeders and they gave us notebooks and aprons and these helpful books and then my Oricorios laid eggs this morning and there were a lot of 'em, so I figure before we do a big fancy egg sale like I know people do, why not check to see if anyone wants any now?
There's ten of 'em and if what the breeding book is telling me is right, they're gonna probably all be born with all their moves? Uh, I can't guarantee what color they'll all be, but the nice thing with Oricorios are that you can just change their color by feeding them nectar.
Anyway! Let us know if you want an egg!
[For the record, there's 4 Pom-pom, 3 P'au, 2 Baille, and a single Sensu in the clutch. Full moveset is here.]