nothing to see here, please move along

[angewiesen]

Who: Jean Kirstein and Armin Arlert
Where: In the middle of the goddamn ocean where no one can hear them
When: Sometime before Valentine's Day
Summary: Two professional soldiers go on a fishing trip like the masculine manly men they are to talk about women so they aren't gay at all, no sir. Look, they're even drinking beer, it has to be true!
Rating: Soft R for sex talk. ABOUT sex, not during.
Log:

( I am joking, they are both at least 50% gay )

[Video]

[goldeneyeball]

Oh! Oh, wow!

<sub>[Today you are treated to an extreme close-up of the pointy and unusually excited face of one Mr. James Walter. Anyone who spends any amount of time dealing with this man on the Poke'net will remember that he is usually squinting and scowling--but not today!]

[That is because ya boy finally bought himself some nice specs! A pair of tortoiseshell glasses rest on the bridge of his nose, slightly magnifying the mismatched nature of his eyes. He's momentarily distracted by watching the in-the-corner video of what his own camera is seeing before remembering to address the internet proper.]</sub>

RIGHT. So. I don't know if any of you pay attention to the Violet City badge roll, but yours truly has left that bird-brain in the dust and earned himself a Zephyr badge! And a nice chunk of change.

_{[He finally pulls the camera back so that he can show off the pin where it shines on the collar of his jacket. It's possible that JW's unusual win might have made it to poke'tok. He doesn't know that though. He thinks Hot Stuff did a GREAT job. JW instantly starts fiddling with his glasses, practically BEGGING for them to be noticed.]}

I have decided that there are a few good things about this world after all--namely, there's no ants so you can sleep on the ground, it's a lot easier to get health care than I thought it would be...and most importantly...

_{[Here, JW draws in a somber sniff and regards the Poke'Gear with hooded eyes.]}

It turns out Pokemon Land is full of hot people. I didn't know! It's not my fault, I didn't know! I couldn't fuckin' see, but now I can, so, uh. I need to re-assess some things. If you wouldn't mind?

_{[He dips his head a little, prompting his viewers. The feed ends.]}